Top 14 Sexiest Women Of The Eighties

Why are we so ashamed of the Eighties? Don’t believe us? OK, why then do we always associate it with greed and excess? Why do we laugh at the fashion mistakes? Why do we find ourselves hiding the 80s tracks we’ve downloaded into our iPods?

It’s true. In the Decades family, the 1980s is like the brash middle brother no one talks to at functions because he’s obsessed with money, carries a phone the size of a house brick and has a really bad perm. Well, hecklerspray is not standing for it any more. We’re loud and proud. We are children of the Eighties and we’re not ashamed to say it.

And to prove it wasn’t all New Romantics, Rubik’s Cubes and yuppies, we’ve compiled 14 reasons why the 1980s kicked ass.

Now, we could go on for hours about the great music and movies of the period, but we’re going to focus purely on the lovely ladies of the era. And, if you can forgive the big hair and shoulder pads, it really was a golden one.

14. Heather Locklear

If anything she’s actually improved with age.

13. Olivia Newton John

Quite a few of us wanted to get physical with Olivia.

12. Kathleen Turner

Possibly the sexiest voice ever.

11. Brooke Shields

How did it all go so wrong? Such a promising start.

10. Kim Basinger

OK, she can’t act – despite the fact she won an Oscar, for God’s sake – but there’s no doubt she’s a really hot woman.

9. Catherine Bach – aka Daisy Duke

Has anyone looked better in hotpants?

8. Beatrice Dalle

There was a time when she was on every self-respecting male university undergraduate’s wall.

7. Phoebe Cates

The swimming pool scene from Fast times at Ridgemont High will live long in the memory.

6. Princess Leia

What can we say? The gold bikini turned many a young boy into a man.

5. Susannah Hoffs

She made our teen age years a lot easier. We’ve all imagined her in our rooms.

4. Kelly LeBrock

Do we really need to explain?

3. Michelle Pfeiffer

When polled, 98 per cent of men say ‘they would’ when asked about the angular blonde. She can lie on the hecklerspray piano any time

2. Cindy Crawford

In 1988 she became the first supermodel to pose naked for Playboy. One mole with a hole most men wouldn’t mind climbing in

1. Debbie Harry

Admittedly, you could argue that she looked hotter in the late 70s, anyone who can wear a bin liner and still look sexy deserves real credit. Possibly the sexiest mouth ever.

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Comments

  1. carmela says

    hah! who says men prefer curves? i’ve never seen so many a-cups in one sexiest woman list…

  2. says

    I’m not made of wood. Cindy Crawford is sexy as hell and I love it when beautiful women don’t mind showing off their bodies.

    I have a friend who sat across from Kevin Kline and Cates in the NY Airport. My friend told Kline how much he loved him in A Fish Called Wanda. Cates asked if he loved her in any movie. There was a long pause and he said “yes” but he’d rather not mention the movie.

  3. The Dread Pirate Sausage says

    Debbie Harry was my girlfriend when I was 8. She was late 70′s, sirs. Sorry. But I’d have picked Phoebe Cates up by the ankles and beaten Kelly LeBrock over her big-haired head in a MINUTE. Then taken them BOTH back to my cave! mmbarharharharharhar!! *spicy belch*

    Lubbers!!

  4. J Bollocks says

    Sorry, it must be my suspicious mind, but why 14 women? Why not 8, 10 or 17?

    ‘fess up now…

    I suspect it’s because the Hecker Spray male (and perhaps female) writers had a 2 week “wank-cycle” in the ’80s. (you know, after 2 weeks start over again!)

  5. euclid says

    Milton from Office Space is part man too,
    but you don’t see him flashing his boobs around… usually.

  6. euclid says

    OMG YOU FIRGOT PRINCESS DIE! HOW COULD YOU FIRGIT
    LADY DIE? SHE WAS SOO HOT. I F*CKED HER CASKET!!! SORRY MOM!!!

  7. says

    Debbie Harry is most certainly not sexy anymore. She can still sing, but years heroine have finally caught with her. In fact the last time I saw her she was looking worse than Grace Slick which says a lot.

  8. Sara says

    I think Kathleen Turner should have been number 1, She was the sexiest women of the 80′s in my opinion. Does Body Heat ring a bell? Also, Donna Mills should have been on this list , and Debra Harry was not hot in my opinion, if I were to add a rock chic, it would be Stevie Nicks.

  9. Perceiver says

    Well it was the 80′s, voluptuous wasn’t in.

    It was a thin body, a pretty face and an air of sophistication and mystery (that last quality unfortunately died out with the 80′s and so now in the modern day it’s really pretty girls with the personalities and depth of 5 year olds lol)

  10. Cory says

    What about MADONNA? I dont know how many are with me on this one but in my opionion she is one of the hottest girls to ever live. Its not just her looks but everything she brings to the table, come on people just watch like a virgin video again and if that dosent do it for ya then i just dont know. I am amazed with this womenin the 80s, 1984 and 1985 is when she is down right mezmerizing!!!!

  11. Charles Volcher says

    YES DEBBIE HARRY WILL ALWAYS BE #1 SHE WAS SEXY THEN SHE IS STILL SEXY NOW AT 66 YEARS OLD AND I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO HER BACK IN THE 90S