Top 13 Vampire Babes

by David Schwartz on July 28, 2008 32 Comments

There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry.

OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there’s little doubt that vampires can be very sexy.

Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it’s Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about…

13. Sadie Frost as Lucy
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula


Yeah, we can’t stand her either, but obviously there is something about bloodsucking which really agrees with her.

12. Anne Parillaud as Marie
Film: Innocent Blood


French beauty Parillaud is so good you almost forget how bad the film is. Don’t believe us? It’s basically The Lost Boys meets The Sopranos. Now are you convinced?

11. Angie Everhart as Lilith
Film: Bordello of Blood


Angie gives a stand out performance as a vampire hooker.

10. Soledad Miranda as Countess Nadine Carody
Film: Vampyros Lesbos


Vampires. Lesbians. Need we say anymore?

9. Catherine Deneuve as Miriam Blaylock
Film: The Hunger


Catherine Deneuve indulges in a bit of lesbian vampire action, unfortunately with old vinegar tits Susan Sarandon.

8. Aaliyah as Queen Akasha
Film: Queen of the Damned


OK, the film sucked shit through a straw, but Aaliyah looks amazing in her final appearance before her untimely death.

7. Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe
Film: Dracula 2000


She’s more famous being in Star Trek, but she looks pretty good as a vampire too. Excuse the foreign language clip, but you get the point.

6. Leonor Varela as Nyssa
Film: Blade II


Forget the fact she can’t act for toffee and shares her name with a fabric conditioner, Varela makes a fang-statistic vampire in Blade II.

5. Monica Bellucci as one of Dracula’s brides
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula


Look, it could have been any of the three, but we would settle for Monica Bellucci. Excuse the long intro to this clip, but it’s worth it.

4. Olga Kurylenko as The Vampire
Film: Paris, je t’aime


The new Bond girl makes quite an impression as a blood-sucking vamp in this 2006 French film. Above is the trailer, blink and you’ll miss her.

3. Ingrid Pitt as Elisabeth Nodosheen
Film: Countess Dracula


Hammer horror’s finest. No vampire list would be the same without her.

2. Kate Beckinsale as Selene
Film: Underworld


We’re not huge fans of Kate Beckinsale or Underworld, but there is something about her role as Selene which stands out.

1. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium
Film: From Dusk Till Dawn


One of those movie moments that stick in your head.

Honorable mentions:
Sharon Tate as Sarah in the Fearless Vampire Killers
Jami Gertz as Star in The Lost Boys
Traci Lords as Racquel in Blade
Jenny Wright from Near Dark
Amanda Donahoe as Lady Sylvia-Marsh in The Lair of the White Worm

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{ 28 comments… read them below or add one }

Tasha July 28, 2008 at 7:52 pm

You didn’t include Edward Cullen from the Twilight movie. Hottest vampire!!

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Bella-wanna-be June 28, 2009 at 9:27 pm

HELLZ YAH! HES THE FINEST THING EVER!

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Lauren July 28, 2011 at 6:20 am

hell yes he is so fucking sexy.

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ravenmaiden October 18, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Because vampires don’t sparkle and aren’t vegans!

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cher-boy July 28, 2008 at 8:38 pm

hmm you forgot the shoulda been number 1 – drusilla from buffy the vampire slayer!

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gir July 28, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Right, well, I guess the “Top 13 Vampire Babes” list SHOULD include some twerp from a movie for retarded teenage girls that hasn’t been released yet. Sorry for the oversight, I’m sure it will be corrected soon.

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RFR July 28, 2008 at 9:08 pm

Lucy Liu and Carla Guigino in “Rise: Blood Hunter”

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80's Still Rule July 29, 2008 at 12:42 am

One to consider that could be added to this list is:
Geena Davis as the vampire in Transylvania 6-5000. Campy movie but that costume of hers drives me batty!

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euclid July 29, 2008 at 1:22 am

Milton: Office Space –
Stapler puncture, slurp, slurp, OMG, SOOO HOT!!!

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K July 29, 2008 at 3:38 am

You forgot both Fran and Miriam from “Vampyres”. And a better choice for Ingrid Pitt would be “The Vampire Lovers”.

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David Bryden July 29, 2008 at 5:15 am

I can’t believe you ignored Lina Romay.

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Rob Delaney July 29, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe

Good call! Criminally under-rated tits. Role. I meant role. Criminally under-rated role.

Drusilla from Buffy? Pah. Darla far nicer.

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Gah! July 29, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Meh. I can’t believe that Peta Wilson as Mina Harker, the vampire mistress in “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” wasn’t even given a mention!

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gir July 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Gah! Meh. Feh. Teh…..

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Aaron July 29, 2008 at 9:28 pm

So obvious that you haven’t see much of the vampires flicks, here’s a list of clasic super sexy vampire films:

-Vamp
-Fright Night II
-Waxworck
-Angel of the Night
-To Sleep with a Vampire
-Vampyres (1974)
-Living Dead Girl
-Embrace of a Vampire
-Def by Temptation

This list should be called “Sexyest Hollywood Vampires”

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Shooty* July 29, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Just checked out that Salma Hayek clip. Forgot how good that was.

So… Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz… that is the question…

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homer July 30, 2008 at 11:13 am

OH…..
太爽了

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Lonyo July 30, 2008 at 11:37 am

Alyson Hannigan in the episode of Buffy where she turns into a vampire.

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lauren July 28, 2011 at 6:27 am

you mean so fucking sexy.I am a man.

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JIm Woods July 30, 2008 at 11:51 am

Wow, vampire babes are so HOT!

JT
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BJ July 30, 2008 at 12:25 pm

What the… what about Jill Wagners role as Krista in Blade: The Series?! One of the hottest vampires I know of õ_ô

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mark rushworth July 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm

+100000 for alison hannigan – the HOTTEST vampire babe

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henry July 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm

I can’t believe you didn’t include the two girls from Twins of Evil. They’re by far the hottest vampires ever, twin ex-Playboy playmates with a thirst for blood.
Look em up, they’re called Mary and Madeleine Collinson.

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Joj July 30, 2008 at 6:13 pm

No Evil Willow? List fail!

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Lucy Westenra July 31, 2008 at 3:51 am

Nice choices, but I have some more:

1. Mia Kirschner in Dracula: The Series. In a 2-episode story arc she succumbs wonderfully to the dark side with fangs.

2. Colleen Fitzpatrick (aka “Vitamin C”) in Dracula 2000 plays into Dracula’s hands until she’s a full-fledged lesbian vampire and tries to bite her best friend.

3. Amanda Bearse in Fright Night. Before she was a lesbian, and before Married with Children, she was an innocent-turned-vampiress.

4. Jennifer Beals was America’s cute Sweetheart in Flashdance, then she became a fanged sexpot in Vampire’s Kiss.

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Lee March 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm

How can edward be counted in vampire babes? Hes a dude!!

Wait for Bella though, she’ll be HOT!!

I think renesmee should be there too. Older renesmee that is, not baby renesmee :)

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Denny October 20, 2009 at 1:37 am

Wow, vampire babes are so HOT!

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Dennis November 22, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Yes…vampire babes are hot.. seems they are all the rage right now too with Trueblood on HBO and that movie that is out in theaters right now.

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