Top 13 Sci-Fi Babes

by David Schwartz on June 23, 2008 117 Comments

They are the women that drive men to warp fact five – the sex sirens of space.

Nothing quite gets you through the dull talk about black holes and plasma shields than the sight of a sexy girl in a spacesuit.

Well, grab hold of your lightsabres because hecklerspray has combed the length and breadth of the galaxy to come up with the hottest girls ever to appear in a sci-fi movie or TV programme.

13. Dana Scully from X Files

The list would not be the same without her.

12. Charlize Theron – Aeon Flux in Aeon Flux

Ok, the film was a huge, steaming pile of turd, but she looked really hot.

11. Jessica Alba – Max Guevera in Dark Angel

Does Dark Angel count as sci-fi? Who cares! It’s Jessica Alba for God’s sake.

10. Natalie Portman – Queen Amidala in the Star Wars prequels

She is the only reason to see the Star Wars prequels.

9. Milla Jovovich – Leeloo in The Fifth Element

We’re not sure if it’s the orange dreadlocks, the dodgy accent or the incredible body, but we certainly enjoyed MIlla time.

8. Jeri Ryan – Seven Of Nine from Star Trek Voyager

There is a part of us that finds this a bit odd. She is half human and half cybernetic drone for crying out loud. But there’s something about a skin-tight grey jumpsuit and a metal eyebrow that really hits the mark. Seven of Nine? More like nine of out 10.

7. Ashley Judd – Robin Lefler in Star Trek Generation

Definitely the sexiest girl ever to appear on the Star Trek: Next Generation. Actually, that’s not that hard. Maybe we need a rethink.

6. Erin Gray – Wilma from Buck Rogers

Possibly a controversial choice, but we do not care. Put it this way, why else would you put up with that stupid, twatting robot? It’s like Lost now. We’ve almost come to hate the fact we’re still watching that heap of dung. But then we see Kate and everything seems okay again.

5. Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica

The second sexiest toaster in Battlestar Galactica.

4. Sigourney Weaver – Ripley in the Alien series

Now there is no doubt that Sigourney Weaver started to look a bit ropey by the end of the Alien franchise – just like the films! But there is something about a girl who can kick the shit out of bad ass, stomach-bursting aliens that really gets the old juices flowing. And let’s face it, you still would.

3. Number Six from Battlestar Galatica

Has a toaster ever looked that sexy?

2. Jane Fonda in Barbarella

It hardly counts as science fiction – more like one big sexual innuendo (maybe it should be called Carry on Up The Black Hole) – but the opening sequence alone makes her a must on this list.

1. Carrie Fisher – Princess Leia in Star Wars trilogy

For anyone who wants to argue, we have two words for you: gold bikini. This writer will never forget the day I went to see Return of the Jedi. I was a fresh-faced nine-year-old boy, but by the time I left, I was a man. Life was never quite the same after that.

Honourable mentions:
Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica
Carrie-Anne Moss in The Matrix trilogy
Morena Baccarin in Firefly
Monica Bellucci in The Matrix Revolutions

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Rob Delaney June 23, 2008 at 5:35 pm

mmmmmm…. Jeri Ryan…. Mmmmmmm…
And she’s good in Dracula 2000 as news reporter Valerie Sharp, mainly for the classic line (to cameraman):
Valerie Sharp: Can you see my face? Camera Man: Yeah. Valerie Sharp: Okay. Can you see my tits?
 
Yes, Jeri, yes we can. God bless ‘em.

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Bob Pearson June 23, 2008 at 7:24 pm

Don’t watch too much sci-fi I see. You must be a casual fan.

I am 49 so I believe we may be of similar age because of some of your selections).

Grace Park blows away Katie Sackoff (Starbuck? Only if you like don’t like horse tooth women. I assume you think John Elway is handsome.) and Ashley Judd? Me thinks you have horrid taste in women.

Carrie Fischer looks great in a slave girl outfit but No. 1?

Well, there is no accounting for taste.

Sci-Fi is heavily dominated by dark eyed exotic looking women.

My List (much better than yours but still my personal choices):

25) Claudia Christian (Cmdr. Susan Ivanova in Babylon 9)
24) Claudia Black (Aeryn in Farscape, Vala in Stargate: SG1
23). Uma Thurman (Dr. Rachel Porter in Paycheck, Irene Cassini in Gattaca)
22). Melinda O. Fee (Dr. Kate Westin On The Invisible Man (1975)
21). Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia of Star Wars and ONLY in Slave Girl Costume)
20). Erin Gray (Wilma in Buck Rogers in the 25th
Century)
19). Summer Glau (River on Firefly, Cameron Philips on The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
18). Jolene Blalock (T’Pol in Enterprise)
17). Nana Visitor (Major. Kira Nerys)
16) Marina Sirtis (Counselor Deanna Troi in Star Trek: TNG)
15). Eva Habermann (Zev in Lexx – The Dark Zone”).
14). Lexi Doig (Andromeda Ascendant on Andromeda)
13). Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity in The Matrix trilogy).
12). Tricia Helfer (Number Six – Battlestar Galactica)
11). Sigourney Weaver (Ripley in Alien series)
10). Sean Young (Rachel in Blade Runner)
09). Xenia Seeberg (Xev in Lexx TV Series).
08). Morena Baccarin (Inara on Firefly, Adria on Stargate: SG1)
07). Francis O’Connor (Monica Swinton from A.I.)
06). Linda Park (Hoshi on Enterprise).
05). Grace Park (Athena)
04). Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine)
03). Mathilda May (Alien in Lifeforce)
02). Barbara Carerra (Victoria Spencer in Embryo)
01). Monica Bellucci (Persephone in The Matrix Revolutions)

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Bob Pearson June 23, 2008 at 7:30 pm

And any list should include redhead Justina Vail from Seven Days. Wow.

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David June 23, 2008 at 7:34 pm

What no tupal (Jolene Blalock)?

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gir June 23, 2008 at 7:34 pm

Jesus Christ what a fucking nerd.

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Der Golem June 23, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Ahem-
Gina Torres-Firefly

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astounded dan June 23, 2008 at 10:03 pm

are you fucking serious?? this list is ASS

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KG June 23, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Jolene Blalock is #1 easy! … good lord how is she not on his list??!?

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Weee June 23, 2008 at 10:13 pm

How about Claudia Black and Amanda Tapping from Stargate…oh yeah.

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Acklo June 23, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Where’s Ornella Muti from Flash Gordon (1980)?

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InkTank June 23, 2008 at 10:15 pm

Good list, but I would have swapped Sigourney Weaver from Aliens with Sigourney Weaver from Galaxy Quest. ;)

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Apartment Beijing June 23, 2008 at 10:18 pm

very funny.

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bvocal June 23, 2008 at 10:18 pm

kinda lame list.
how about lt. Yar Star Trek Generation.
and what about the queen of the Borg?
just for 2…

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Junta V June 23, 2008 at 10:29 pm

Traci Lords from First Wave?

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Burton June 23, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Uh… the movie sucked, but Natasha Henstridge needs some love.

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Keirdre June 23, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Both Zev/Xev from Lexx should be included in this, without a doubt!

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Frank June 23, 2008 at 10:36 pm

You need to watch more sci-fi!

Tricia Helfer, Jolene Blalock, Morena Baccarin should be on that list, while you remove Scully, Jeri Ryan, and Sigourney Weaver.

Seriously!? Sigourney Weaver!? Ew Ew Ew! Great actress. Definitely not hot or a babe!

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Logan June 23, 2008 at 10:37 pm

What about farrah fawcett and jenny agutter from Logan’s Run??
 

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malcolm June 23, 2008 at 10:40 pm

I agree, you blew your credibility by leaving out Jolene Blalock :)

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Finsternis June 23, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Jadzia Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space 9!

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Alan June 23, 2008 at 10:42 pm

I realize that most of you youngsters have limited empirical knowledge to base your decisions upon, but Linda Harrison (Nova from the first Planet of the Apes) should make any list before some actress that had a bit part of role in TNG, or that shitty series called Enterprise.  And Charlize Theron, while quite attractive, hardly does she a Sci-Fi character make.  The cartoon depiction of Aeon was so much hotter.

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Finsternis June 23, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Oh, and I forgot – Sarah Conner (Linda Hamilton) from Terminator 2

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The FilmGuru June 23, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Oh. Hell. Delete my comment. That’s what I get for copying from Word.

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casbar June 23, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Sorry but the hottest chic on Next Generation was not Ashley Judd nor Marina Sertis.. it was Famke Jansen. I suppose I could just have better taste though.

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dakz June 23, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Jewel Staite from Firefly! (Kaylee)

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ad June 23, 2008 at 10:47 pm

Why the hell is grace park on this list?  Yeah, she has a cute face, but a body like an underfed 11 year old boy.

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WATDAFUX June 23, 2008 at 10:49 pm

CARRIE FISCHER? The list was looking pretty good up until then. Did someone pay you to put that there? Geez. She was ugly in the 70s, let alone now.

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The FilmGuru June 23, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Bob Pearson wrote:"Lexi Doig (Andromeda Ascendant on Andromeda)"^Totally agree. I was shocked (shocked!) to find that she was left off the list. As Bob points out, the person who wrote this article is either a) young or b) new to sci-fi. Throwing Jane Fonda as Barbarella into the mix is a nice nod to the old school, but she’s not nearly as hot as Lexi Doig, Summer Glau, Claudia Christian, et al. And for good measure I’d throw in:Anne Francis  -  Altaira Morbius in Forbidden PlanetPatricia Neal – Helen in The Day the Earth Stood StillGrace Lee Whitney – Janice Rand in Star Trek (Original Series)Melody Anderson – Dale Arden in Flash GordonNatasha Henstridge – Sil in SpeciesTerry Farrell – Jadzia Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space NineTeri Hatcher – Lois Lane in Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of SupermanGabrielle Anwar- Marti in Body Snatchers (1993)

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Matt June 23, 2008 at 10:53 pm

The floating add that moves made me want to rip my eyes out. Never visiting this site again on principle.

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bo(y) June 23, 2008 at 11:01 pm

Jolene is very under-rated. Lets have another decontamination scene :-)
gir(l)   Don’t worry, a top ten sexiest men in SciFi will be along soon………………… 

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Blur June 23, 2008 at 11:05 pm

The whole crew from Cleopatra 2525 (Jennifer Sky, Victoria Pratt, Gina Torres).

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Luke June 23, 2008 at 11:07 pm

What about Xenia Seeburg from LEXX?
http://www.xeniaseeberg.biz/

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Chris KnowsALL June 23, 2008 at 11:10 pm

WOW how did yall miss T pol from Enterprise. I mean she is a super hot in the show and outside of the show[IMG]http://www.talltalestogo.net/graphics/blalockmodellarge.jpg[/IMG]

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Chris KnowsALL June 23, 2008 at 11:11 pm

wow I missed that comment! Your right David I concur!

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Cyberemite June 23, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Megan Fox ?

Where is Megan Fox from Transformers ??

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Bill Thompson June 23, 2008 at 11:25 pm

OMG Erin Grey hands down Winner. OMG she was SOOOO Hot! Who didnt have a crush on her!  http;//www.Fireme.To/udi

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Marshall June 23, 2008 at 11:27 pm

Come on, no mention of Sean Young as Rachel in Blade Runner? D’uh! She burns the screen up.

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Robert Paulson June 23, 2008 at 11:29 pm

I love embedded video as much as the next guy but I dont think a youtube clip is better for a list like this. It couldn’t have been that hard to find pictures that would have served the purpose just as well.

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Chauncey June 23, 2008 at 11:36 pm

Sean Young! She was in Dune and Blade Runner!

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Ender Wigin June 23, 2008 at 11:47 pm

Were is kaylee from Firefly and Serenity?

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Ahriman June 24, 2008 at 12:08 am

No T’Pol (Jolene Blalock) from Star Trek Enterprise? For shame!!!:P

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samo June 24, 2008 at 12:09 am

where’s rebecca r stamos from xmen?

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RickJames June 24, 2008 at 12:16 am

Monica Belucci from Matrix Revolutions is in at least the top six, bro.  Her walk alone is boner-inducing, but when you add the lips, her classic french beauty, and the fact that she made Carrie-Ann Moss look and feel like a Five  competing with a Ten, Belucci should definitely make the top five or six on this list.

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james June 24, 2008 at 12:28 am

What about Jessica Beil (Next) , Megan Fox (Transformers), Jennifer Beals (Dr M), Nichole Egert (The Demolitionist), Mia Kirshner (War of the Worlds – tv series),  Chase Masterson (letta – deep space nine), terri hatcher (TNG), and Christina Hendricks (FireFly).
Good call with Mathilda May.

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C J Davies June 24, 2008 at 12:39 am

I like the girl with the three tits from ‘Total Recall’, if that counts

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Wormbrain June 24, 2008 at 1:32 am

You get bonus points for #2 Barbarella.  But I simply cannot ignore the glaring lack of <a href="http://wormbrain.com/?p=46">Stargate babes</a>.  Ok, Grace Park was in like ONE Stargate episode, but still…

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Nick D June 24, 2008 at 1:50 am

I say Kari wuhrer from Sliders is the hottest, I think I jerked off to her a thousand times.

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osric June 24, 2008 at 2:05 am

OMG how could you leave out Louise Jameson as Leela in Doctor Who??? She is my #1! Maybe we need a separate Doctor Who list altogether…

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horton schnitzel June 24, 2008 at 2:22 am

jesus,…Sigourney Weaver?……..get out more.

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fadedreq June 24, 2008 at 2:36 am

How about BIllie Piper from Dr. Who?

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