Top 13 Sci-Fi Babes
Then buzz it up
June 23rd, 2008 at 13:00 by David Schwartz
They are the women that drive men to warp fact five - the sex sirens of space.
Nothing quite gets you through the dull talk about black holes and plasma shields than the sight of a sexy girl in a spacesuit.
Well, grab hold of your lightsabres because hecklerspray has combed the length and breadth of the galaxy to come up with the hottest girls ever to appear in a sci-fi movie or TV programme.
13. Dana Scully from X Files
The list would not be the same without her.
12. Charlize Theron – Aeon Flux in Aeon Flux
Ok, the film was a huge, steaming pile of turd, but she looked really hot.
11. Jessica Alba – Max Guevera in Dark Angel
Does Dark Angel count as sci-fi? Who cares! It’s Jessica Alba for God’s sake.
10. Natalie Portman – Queen Amidala in the Star Wars prequels
She is the only reason to see the Star Wars prequels.
9. Milla Jovovich – Leeloo in The Fifth Element
We’re not sure if it’s the orange dreadlocks, the dodgy accent or the incredible body, but we certainly enjoyed MIlla time.
8. Jeri Ryan - Seven Of Nine from Star Trek Voyager
There is a part of us that finds this a bit odd. She is half human and half cybernetic drone for crying out loud. But there’s something about a skin-tight grey jumpsuit and a metal eyebrow that really hits the mark. Seven of Nine? More like nine of out 10.
7. Ashley Judd - Robin Lefler in Star Trek Generation
Definitely the sexiest girl ever to appear on the Star Trek: Next Generation. Actually, that’s not that hard. Maybe we need a rethink.
6. Erin Gray - Wilma from Buck Rogers
Possibly a controversial choice, but we do not care. Put it this way, why else would you put up with that stupid, twatting robot? It’s like Lost now. We’ve almost come to hate the fact we’re still watching that heap of dung. But then we see Kate and everything seems okay again.
5. Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica
The second sexiest toaster in Battlestar Galactica.
4. Sigourney Weaver – Ripley in the Alien series
Now there is no doubt that Sigourney Weaver started to look a bit ropey by the end of the Alien franchise - just like the films! But there is something about a girl who can kick the shit out of bad ass, stomach-bursting aliens that really gets the old juices flowing. And let’s face it, you still would.
3. Number Six from Battlestar Galatica
Has a toaster ever looked that sexy?
2. Jane Fonda in Barbarella
It hardly counts as science fiction - more like one big sexual innuendo (maybe it should be called Carry on Up The Black Hole) - but the opening sequence alone makes her a must on this list.
1. Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia in Star Wars trilogy
For anyone who wants to argue, we have two words for you: gold bikini. This writer will never forget the day I went to see Return of the Jedi. I was a fresh-faced nine-year-old boy, but by the time I left, I was a man. Life was never quite the same after that.
Honourable mentions:
Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica
Carrie-Anne Moss in The Matrix trilogy
Morena Baccarin in Firefly
Monica Bellucci in The Matrix Revolutions
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June 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
mmmmmm…. Jeri Ryan…. Mmmmmmm…
And she’s good in Dracula 2000 as news reporter Valerie Sharp, mainly for the classic line (to cameraman):
Valerie Sharp: Can you see my face? Camera Man: Yeah. Valerie Sharp: Okay. Can you see my tits?
Yes, Jeri, yes we can. God bless ‘em.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Don’t watch too much sci-fi I see. You must be a casual fan.
I am 49 so I believe we may be of similar age because of some of your selections).
Grace Park blows away Katie Sackoff (Starbuck? Only if you like don’t like horse tooth women. I assume you think John Elway is handsome.) and Ashley Judd? Me thinks you have horrid taste in women.
Carrie Fischer looks great in a slave girl outfit but No. 1?
Well, there is no accounting for taste.
Sci-Fi is heavily dominated by dark eyed exotic looking women.
My List (much better than yours but still my personal choices):
25) Claudia Christian (Cmdr. Susan Ivanova in Babylon 9)
24) Claudia Black (Aeryn in Farscape, Vala in Stargate: SG1
23). Uma Thurman (Dr. Rachel Porter in Paycheck, Irene Cassini in Gattaca)
22). Melinda O. Fee (Dr. Kate Westin On The Invisible Man (1975)
21). Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia of Star Wars and ONLY in Slave Girl Costume)
20). Erin Gray (Wilma in Buck Rogers in the 25th
Century)
19). Summer Glau (River on Firefly, Cameron Philips on The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
18). Jolene Blalock (T’Pol in Enterprise)
17). Nana Visitor (Major. Kira Nerys)
16) Marina Sirtis (Counselor Deanna Troi in Star Trek: TNG)
15). Eva Habermann (Zev in Lexx - The Dark Zone”).
14). Lexi Doig (Andromeda Ascendant on Andromeda)
13). Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity in The Matrix trilogy).
12). Tricia Helfer (Number Six - Battlestar Galactica)
11). Sigourney Weaver (Ripley in Alien series)
10). Sean Young (Rachel in Blade Runner)
09). Xenia Seeberg (Xev in Lexx TV Series).
08). Morena Baccarin (Inara on Firefly, Adria on Stargate: SG1)
07). Francis O’Connor (Monica Swinton from A.I.)
06). Linda Park (Hoshi on Enterprise).
05). Grace Park (Athena)
04). Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine)
03). Mathilda May (Alien in Lifeforce)
02). Barbara Carerra (Victoria Spencer in Embryo)
01). Monica Bellucci (Persephone in The Matrix Revolutions)
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
And any list should include redhead Justina Vail from Seven Days. Wow.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
What no tupal (Jolene Blalock)?
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Jesus Christ what a fucking nerd.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Ahem-
Gina Torres-Firefly
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
are you fucking serious?? this list is ASS
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Jolene Blalock is #1 easy! … good lord how is she not on his list??!?
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
How about Claudia Black and Amanda Tapping from Stargate…oh yeah.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Where’s Ornella Muti from Flash Gordon (1980)?
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Good list, but I would have swapped Sigourney Weaver from Aliens with Sigourney Weaver from Galaxy Quest.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
very funny.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
kinda lame list.
how about lt. Yar Star Trek Generation.
and what about the queen of the Borg?
just for 2…
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Traci Lords from First Wave?
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Uh… the movie sucked, but Natasha Henstridge needs some love.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Both Zev/Xev from Lexx should be included in this, without a doubt!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
You need to watch more sci-fi!
Tricia Helfer, Jolene Blalock, Morena Baccarin should be on that list, while you remove Scully, Jeri Ryan, and Sigourney Weaver.
Seriously!? Sigourney Weaver!? Ew Ew Ew! Great actress. Definitely not hot or a babe!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:37 pm
What about farrah fawcett and jenny agutter from Logan’s Run??
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I agree, you blew your credibility by leaving out Jolene Blalock
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Jadzia Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space 9!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I realize that most of you youngsters have limited empirical knowledge to base your decisions upon, but Linda Harrison (Nova from the first Planet of the Apes) should make any list before some actress that had a bit part of role in TNG, or that shitty series called Enterprise. And Charlize Theron, while quite attractive, hardly does she a Sci-Fi character make. The cartoon depiction of Aeon was so much hotter.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Oh, and I forgot - Sarah Conner (Linda Hamilton) from Terminator 2
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Oh. Hell. Delete my comment. That’s what I get for copying from Word.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Sorry but the hottest chic on Next Generation was not Ashley Judd nor Marina Sertis.. it was Famke Jansen. I suppose I could just have better taste though.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Jewel Staite from Firefly! (Kaylee)
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Why the hell is grace park on this list? Yeah, she has a cute face, but a body like an underfed 11 year old boy.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
CARRIE FISCHER? The list was looking pretty good up until then. Did someone pay you to put that there? Geez. She was ugly in the 70s, let alone now.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Bob Pearson wrote:"Lexi Doig (Andromeda Ascendant on Andromeda)"^Totally agree. I was shocked (shocked!) to find that she was left off the list. As Bob points out, the person who wrote this article is either a) young or b) new to sci-fi. Throwing Jane Fonda as Barbarella into the mix is a nice nod to the old school, but she’s not nearly as hot as Lexi Doig, Summer Glau, Claudia Christian, et al. And for good measure I’d throw in:Anne Francis - Altaira Morbius in Forbidden PlanetPatricia Neal - Helen in The Day the Earth Stood StillGrace Lee Whitney - Janice Rand in Star Trek (Original Series)Melody Anderson - Dale Arden in Flash GordonNatasha Henstridge - Sil in SpeciesTerry Farrell - Jadzia Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space NineTeri Hatcher - Lois Lane in Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of SupermanGabrielle Anwar- Marti in Body Snatchers (1993)
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
The floating add that moves made me want to rip my eyes out. Never visiting this site again on principle.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Jolene is very under-rated. Lets have another decontamination scene
gir(l) Don’t worry, a top ten sexiest men in SciFi will be along soon…………………
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
The whole crew from Cleopatra 2525 (Jennifer Sky, Victoria Pratt, Gina Torres).
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
What about Xenia Seeburg from LEXX?
http://www.xeniaseeberg.biz/
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
WOW how did yall miss T pol from Enterprise. I mean she is a super hot in the show and outside of the show[IMG]http://www.talltalestogo.net/graphics/blalockmodellarge.jpg[/IMG]
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
wow I missed that comment! Your right David I concur!
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Megan Fox ?
Where is Megan Fox from Transformers ??
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
OMG Erin Grey hands down Winner. OMG she was SOOOO Hot! Who didnt have a crush on her! http;//www.Fireme.To/udi
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Come on, no mention of Sean Young as Rachel in Blade Runner? D’uh! She burns the screen up.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I love embedded video as much as the next guy but I dont think a youtube clip is better for a list like this. It couldn’t have been that hard to find pictures that would have served the purpose just as well.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Sean Young! She was in Dune and Blade Runner!
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Were is kaylee from Firefly and Serenity?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:08 am
No T’Pol (Jolene Blalock) from Star Trek Enterprise? For shame!!!:P
June 24th, 2008 at 12:09 am
where’s rebecca r stamos from xmen?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Monica Belucci from Matrix Revolutions is in at least the top six, bro. Her walk alone is boner-inducing, but when you add the lips, her classic french beauty, and the fact that she made Carrie-Ann Moss look and feel like a Five competing with a Ten, Belucci should definitely make the top five or six on this list.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:28 am
What about Jessica Beil (Next) , Megan Fox (Transformers), Jennifer Beals (Dr M), Nichole Egert (The Demolitionist), Mia Kirshner (War of the Worlds - tv series), Chase Masterson (letta - deep space nine), terri hatcher (TNG), and Christina Hendricks (FireFly).
Good call with Mathilda May.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:39 am
I like the girl with the three tits from ‘Total Recall’, if that counts
June 24th, 2008 at 1:32 am
You get bonus points for #2 Barbarella. But I simply cannot ignore the glaring lack of <a href="http://wormbrain.com/?p=46">Stargate babes</a>. Ok, Grace Park was in like ONE Stargate episode, but still…
June 24th, 2008 at 1:50 am
I say Kari wuhrer from Sliders is the hottest, I think I jerked off to her a thousand times.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:05 am
OMG how could you leave out Louise Jameson as Leela in Doctor Who??? She is my #1! Maybe we need a separate Doctor Who list altogether…
June 24th, 2008 at 2:22 am
jesus,…Sigourney Weaver?……..get out more.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:36 am
How about BIllie Piper from Dr. Who?
June 24th, 2008 at 2:51 am
If you’re going to put Princess Leia on this list, why not be original? Her snowbunny outfit from EMPIRE was way sexier than that cheesy bellydancer garb.Oh, and seconding Justina Vail. Dang, but that lady made an impression.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:59 am
Lwaxana Troi, she’ll pin YOU against the transporter! Certainly more fun than her daughter.
And how can any list leave out the Mothra twins or the girls of Lost in Space. LOL
June 24th, 2008 at 3:53 am
What about Elmira Bandersnatch from
Escape From Space Mountain, or
Milton from Office Space, or HEY!!! wait! I just realized
that there is not one single midget on your list,
you sizist cunts! Everyone knows that in the future
all space travel will be done by midgets to cut
down on costs, and yet not one single Sexy Space Midget
on your pathetic hateful list! H8ters!
With limited resources the answer is clear: downsizing!
Save the Planet! Fuck a midget!
June 24th, 2008 at 5:06 am
wtf wheres Amanda Tapping [Samantha Carter], this list is mad fake. Most of the list is populated by women who aren’t even in or are listed from a show that was Sci-Fi. Movies don’t count, they haven’t been in the game long enough to deserve a spot with women from actual Sci-Fi that’s been there for years.
June 24th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Ok, the dwarf whore from Total Recall.
Or whassername the changeling from X-men.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Mr. Schwartz modified the list from this morning. Just go to Google and put in “Top 13 Sci-Fi Babes” and look at the CACHED copy.
His original list had no honorable mentions and had Starbuck at #5.
Mr. Schwartz’s original list was:
13. Number Eight (Grace Park) from Battlestar Galactica
12. Charlize Theron – Aeon Flux in Aeon Flux
11. Jessica Alba – Max Guevera in Dark Angel
10. Natalie Portman – Queen Amidala in the Star Wars prequels
9. Milla Jovovich – Leeloo in The Fifth Element
8. Jeri Ryan - Seven Of Nine from Star Trek Voyager
7. Ashley Judd - Robin Lefler in Star Trek Generation
6. Erin Gray - Wilma from Buck Rogers
5. Starbuck from Battlestar Galatica
4. Sigourney Weaver – Ripley in the Alien series
3. Number Six from Battlestar Galatica
2. Jane Fonda in Barbarella
1. Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia in Star Wars trilogy
He had Katee Sackoff as five on his list. She is horse toothed, has crappy skin and to me is not sexy AT ALL. I love her character though. He had her nearer to the top of the list than Jeri Ryan! Now he has dropped her.
At least have the courage to stand by your original picks and not edit them!
Peace.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:39 am
01). Monica Bellucci (Persephone in The Matrix Revolutions)Amen to that
Seriously… when she’s on the screen, who gives a frak whether or not the human race and Zion survive 
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June 24th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Well, I have caused a bit of a stir with my ‘uniformed’ comments. Writing a list is never easy, especially when you have an army of geeks ready to shoot you down.
But can I just say,
1. It’s only a list and a bit of fun
2. Bob Pearson - you got me. I did change my list, mainly because I wrote it about six months ago and Stu has only published it now. Plus, I changed my mind. Am I not allowed to do that then? I forgot Dana Scully.
3. What is really annoying is when people say youshould have included x, when x is alrady on the list. Can you read?
4. Some of these choices, like Buffy, are not sci-fi.
Peace off
June 24th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Schwartz simply left off ‘Populist’ from the headline. That was his major mistake.Many of these comments just confirm that sci-fi fans are essentially DOUCHEBALLS with sandy flanges. I knew it in school and I know it now.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Mmmm, an intriguing insight into the workings of Hecklerspray. I wonder if Stu writes the Big Brother betting odds six months before they’re published.
Anyway, enough of all this geekery. You’re all clogging up the New Comments box and I need to be alerted if Bellinghaus has made a welcome return.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Fail. Cliche. Where is Zev from Lex?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Caroline Munro from Star Crash. The bikini that saved the universe.
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June 24th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Apparently all the readers of hecklerspray are emotionally stunted twerps who try to relate to women by watching them in science-fiction-y things. News flash, idiots: try changing that oh-so-hilarious condescending/self-referential t-shirt, taking a shower, and leaving your fucking house for a change. Who knows, maybe one day in the bright future, you might be able to touch a girl without being separated by a CRT or LCD.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I don’t care whether she is "horse toothed", Mr Pearson, I’d have Katee Sackhoff ‘on my wing’ any day of the week. Not sure what I mean by that, but humour me and try to extrapolate something vaguely smutty from it.
No matter what anyone says about Carrie Fisher (That’s FISHER, for all you illiterate C-unts out there), she was never hot. OK, maybe in Blues Brothers, but that’s it. That gold bikini is so fucking overrated.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Jolene Blalock must be included in top five to take this list seriously
June 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
and what about Daryl Hanna as Pris in Blade Runner. Her & Sean Young alone make that a must see film!
June 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Sigourney Weaver is butt nasty.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
It isn’t a list without Xenia Seeburg as Xev Bellringer from Lexx! Not to mention Billie Piper as Rose from Dr Who.It is a decent list of American Sci-Fi babes, but it could be way more inclusive.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
What’s Sci-Fi?
June 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Angelina Jolie / Lara Croft - Tomb Raider.. The slow run scene that turned many 12 year old boys into men..
June 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Naturally any list is going to be wholly subjective. But I did find a few real cuties there. Thanks for the reminder!
June 24th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Mr. Schwartz has every right to change his list. Hell, I wrote mine yesterday and I really want to modify now.
Kudos (and respect) for telling the truth and yeah, my list would change according to my mood and what kind of day I was having? Six months? Hell, it would not resemble the same except maybe the Top Five.
I cheated and COULD NOT keep mine to 13! A Top 13 would be VERY HARD!
And yes, it would be nice if people read the comments. Some great stuff.
And I read tons of sci-fi without Babes! Sorry but I do like attractive babes to watch.
I also don’t consider comic series (Superheroes) to be Sci-Fi but disagree that a Sci-Fi babe does not include those from films.
Carrie Fischer was ULTRA hot in the slave girl outfit in Return of the Jedi when it came it. You have to be able to view it from the time (year) it happened. I realize that for those who did not, that is a bunch of crap. Sigourney Weaver was SO HOT undressing into her space suit (in cute panties and a short top) in Alien that you had to see it back when it came out. She was also (for then) a very unique character in sci-fi. The super strong, touch woman.
On the Grace Park thing on her looking like a 11 year old boy, there are many beautiful women that do not have huge boobs. She is killer. You just need to see the scene in BSG where she is doing Nude Tai Chi to fall in total love.
http://rapidshare.com/files/18138689/GRACE.mpg
Linda Park did not enter my list until I saw the “Through a Mirror Darkly” episodes from Enterprise as a Femme Fatale. As they said, they put the Ho’ in Hoshi.
Love Caroline Munro but could not think of anything she was in, though I tried.
Thank you.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Yes, it would be nice if ‘Ever’ included those years before Nintendo existed.
Yvette Mimieux: Weena
The Time Machine c1960
One of the hottest actresses of all-time.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
sheesh. dorks.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Natalie Portman should be included, but was far hotter in V for Vendetta with the shaven head than the ridiculous Star Wars outfits.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Persis Khambatta. Beam her up.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
They got chicks from back in the 70s in this list but no mention of Amanda Pays? And Claudia Christian not mentioned until the Comments section? Give me a break.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:23 am
oh come the fuck on! carrie ann moss is not hot in any way shape or form, she is so jagged and homely i wanna vomit everytime she gets undressed!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Ummmmmmm I believe EVERYBODY missed a little cutie by the name os Kess (not sure of the real name) from Star Trek: Voyager….She was something else!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
What’s Star Trek?
June 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
AHAHAHA an icp fan insulting someone’s appearance classic. But this could indicate some subcultural shift in standards of feminine beauty: since all female icp fans are fat white trash, perhaps male icp fans necessarily find themselves attracted to fat white trash. After all, the only kind of person that can stand a juggalo is another juggalo.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Anyone who suggests Lt Yar from ST:TNG is wrong in the head. Period. She’s a bloke.
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Ditto Marina Sirtis, without the bloke connotations. Not nice. In fact, i don’t think St:TNG had any attractive women in it AS MAIN CHARACTERS.
Claudia Black in Stargate is better than claudia Black in Farscape.
Nana Visitor: Wrong
Teri Farrell (Jadzia Dax) = Good call!
You fucking nerds.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Mr. Delaney?
We cry all the way to the bank.
You non-fucking non-nerd. :-p
Have another beer or joint or whatever. Now go cry to mommy!
p.s.
I love you. Your cute in an idiot sort of way.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Shut up nerd
June 25th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Ashley Judd is hot, but not necessarily the hottest to appear on ST:TNG. Famke Janssen appeared on an episode of TNG, she kind of had a thing with Captain Picard. Of course Famke was also Jean Grey in the X-Men movies, which should qualify as sci-fi. A lot of other good ones listed in the comments too.Terri Farrell - YES! Tall and BEAUTIFUL!Marina Sirtis - eh, maybe. She was ok but not all that hot. She certainly hasn’t aged well.Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) - WTF?? I saw her on Red Shoe Diaries once, almost threw up. She does not look good without clothes. Not that she looks all that great with clothes.Nana Visitor - eh, maybe again. She was ok, not ugly like Crosby but not all that hot either.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I know she’s animated and all, but Leela from Futurama is the hottest one eyed chick on TV.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Dear Gir,
Get your ass out of that bong!
Lick my asshole and give me a reach around. Then do my house cleaning. If you are nice, I might let you clean my toilets with your tongue.
Love You. You’re very cute in an inarticulate kind of way! :: kiss kiss ::
June 26th, 2008 at 8:20 am
… why do you think we’re all on drugs?
(Stu, is this the most comments on any story (apart from pointing out that pete Wentz plays bass)?)
June 26th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Rob - The World’s Biggest Penis thread has 171 comments and counting.
Bob - may I introduce you to Mark Bellinghaus and Ernest Cunningham.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
June 26th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Dear Mr. Delaney,
You are not a nerd. Please leave all the thinking to us, you will just get confused.
Don’t worry your pretty little head (well both little heads) about it.
Just stare blankly at the screen and sound out the words.
Yo hater!
If you are out of high school and “hate nerds” you are small minded at best. At some point, you will learn live and let live without hating someone because they are different than you.
Assholes like you are the reason tragedies like Columbine happen (very seriously). Popular people picking on less popular people. Well it ain’t high school anymore (or you are in high school).
Grow the fuck up.
Life is going to have many surprises for you.
Peace.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
ahahahahah looks like someone’s a little grumpy. whats the matter, are you hungry because your lunch money got stolen?
June 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Bob, here’s a news flash:
you not a very bright person.
You see yourself as a victim, as well as a nerd.
Doubtless the world will comply and heap
abuse onto your stooped and hapless shoulders.
In fact, your self-concept as revealed in these
posts is simply astonishing.
Put down the doughnuts and take a breather, sport.
I urge a visit to the local mental health facilities.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Jane Fonda is a commie loving whore that went to the enemies capital while American soldiers were being tortured in POW camps.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:15 am
#6 Tricia Helfer from BSG is the HOTTEST sci-fi chick ever
June 27th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Tim, that only makes her hotter to the types that frequent hecklerspray. Or at least it would, if we weren’t all HUGE HOMOS who are bent on destroying America and marriage (by getting married, how dastardly) and corrupting all children by being all gay and shit.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I need to see Helfer crammed into one of these. That would officially be hot as hell.http://www.cafepress.com/geeklife/5566738
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June 28th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
If you folks knew what you are talking about you wouldn’t be so full of shit.
As they say, opinions are like assholes. Most of them are full of shit.
I am 49 and have had no abuse put on me for being a geek. In High school I beat the shit out of several jocks. One baseball player did beat the shit out of me. I was a geek but I could and did fight. I took three classes the year ahead of me in high school and teen aged boys do not need a reason to fight.
I just hate haters.
My life has been very kind to me.
I do not hate people because they are different. I just hate some who are assholes.
People are people. There are good and bad ones but they aren’t in groups per se.
Being smart does not someone good or bad and frankly I have met many intelligent assholes. Far too many. I judge people for who they are and what the believe. What is important to them,
But it does not take a big person to object to someone loving sci-fi or commenting on a sci-fi related article.
Put your pop psychology back in your bag. Take a nerd to lunch. ;-p
Troll on. :-p This fish ain’t biting today.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Ummmm Kate Beckingsale from Underworld. It’s sci-fi/fantasy to me.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
That’s a pretty big non-bite you’ve got there Dr. Bob.
Thanks for sharing your high school experience with us.
When exactly will it end?
“I just hate haters.” Ummmm. Better rethink that one.
p.s. I’ll give you back your lunch money if you can think of something
to say that isn’t stupid by the end of recess. Turd basket.
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