1. Elliot Stabler
While I believe that Det. Stephen Holder is physically hotter than Det. Elliot Stabler, you can’t deny that there is something special about the Stabe Babe (just made that up. You’re welcome). When my best friend, Melissa, suggested I make a list of sexy tv detectives she was like: trick question. There is only one correct answer. And that answer is, and always will be: Elliot Stabler.