Jonathan Rhys Meyers is known for being a loud and abusive drunken idiot, so it’s quite refreshing to hear a new twist on his persona and here it is: He’s now allegedly a loud and abusive, racist drunken idiot! And he’s going back to rehab. Again.
After drinking vodka shots a JFK airport lounge before 7am and getting completely shitfaced, airport staff refused to allow the Irish actor on to his flight to LA.
Jonathan was quite rightly outraged at this – after all, why can’t a world famous actor, who has already been into rehab three times before, having already been arrested for being drunk at an airport twice, neck a bucketful of vodka and stagger on to a plane, allegedly hurling racist slurs at staff? Eh? Don’t they know WHO HE IS???
So he did what any self-respecting Hollywood piss artist would do and lashed out furiously, liberally using the N-word for good measure. And even for a spoilt, drunken idiot, that’s low…
JRM presumably expected his offensive nonsense to be greeted with:
“Hey! I was going to throw you off this plane and have you arrested until you called me that – but now I’m going to upgrade you to first class and get the two prettiest stewardesses to suck you off”.
If he did, he was quite wrong.
Anyway, that’s enough of that sozzled, bigoted cretin. Here are ten more!
10 – One of Hollywood’s most notorious right-wingers, John Wayne was quoted as saying, “I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. I don’t feel guilty about the fact that five or ten generations ago these people were slaves”, in a 1971 interview with Playboy magazine. A staunch nationalist, the measure of the man comes when you discover that he actively dodged army enlistment during WW2. Maybe he probably didn’t want to hurt any of those Nazis, what with their lovely ideas on racial purity and all.
9 – Mel Gibson isn’t racist though (if you ignore the horrendously anti-Semitic things he said to that policewoman and forget that every film he’s ever directed has persecuted a race, religion or nationality).
8 – Jay-Z: “If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems and one of them is the bad publicity I received after I refused to let any white people into my Brits after-party this year.”
7 – We reported how John Mayer somehow managed to make himself even less likeable after some choice words to Playboy this year. NOTE TO CLOSET RACISTS: Don’t agree to interviews with Playboy…
6 – “I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word n****r sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for 30 years because some fucking n****r heard us say n****r and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine.” Duane Chapman aka Dog The Bounty Hunter was heard ranting this little doozy during a phone call with his son Tucker, demanding he split up with his black girlfriend. Bad dog! In your bed!
5 – “Our little Paki friend.” Prince Harry’s charming description during a video diary of an Asian member of his army platoon a couple of years back. Whether he said this while wearing his proper army gear or while dressed in a Nazi uniform like he wore to a fancy dress party in 2005, is unclear. A Nazi uniform that probably belonged to his great-grandad.
4 – Amy Winehouse was videoed in a drugged-up state by her prick of a husband Blake Fielder-Civil in 2007. The clip shows her and a friend singing: “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips” to the tune of children’s song Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Five Grammys and Three Ivor Novellos she has.
3 – Michael Richards, from Seinfeld, made a bit of a boo-boo/committed career suicide when he said to two black audience members during a stand-up set:
“Fifty years ago, we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass.You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now motherf****r. Throw his ass out. He’s a n****r! He’s a n****r! He’s a n****r! A n****r, look, there’s a n****r!”
2 – A video of quarterwit human blow-up doll Paris Hilton dancing to a Biggie Smalls track with her sister Nicky and using racist language was leaked on the internet in 2007. Racist or just stupid? Possibly both, who cares?
1 – Rocketing in at number one like a big ol’ racist rocket, it’s our old friend Charlie Sheen. Here’s the transcript of a voice message he left to his ex-wife Denise Richards in 2008. The important thing to remember about Denise is that she’s white.
“I hope you rot in fuckin’ hell. You’re a piece of shit, fuckin’ liar. … I hope I never fuckin’ talk to you again you f****ng c**t. You’re a coward and a liar and a f****ng n*****.”
The Two And a Half Men irritant later issued an apology for his ‘choice of words’…
What, Charlie? You meant to call her a ‘liar and a f**kin’ honky’???
To one and all, Hecklerspray says, ‘Boooooooooooo….!’