Top 10 Movie Assassins

By hecklerspray staff on Monday, July 21, 2008 at 6:00pm59 Comments


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What is it about one of the world’s darkest and most evil professions that makes it seem so sexy and appealing on the big screen?

Whether it be slow motion shoot-outs, ass kicking kung-fu or just Angelina Jolie strutting around in next to nothing, the silver screen has always been kind to the morally questionable profession of contract killing.

So here it is, a list of the 10 best movie assassins to ever grace our screens…

10 – Michael Sullivan, Road to Perdition

Cold, calculated and – beneath it all – a family man, Tom Hanks makes a surprising turn as Michael Sullivan, a character who is not afraid to get his hands dirty. The final confrontation between Hanks and Paul Newman in the rain-soaked street is an intense and memorable scene and Hanks proves his versatility once again and pulls off the moustache look quite nicely.

9 – El Mariachi, Desperado

This guy is as comfortable behind a gun as he is behind the guitar, and bagging Salma Hayek on the side isn’t bad going either. The character El Mariachi played by Antonio Banderas was also in two other features (although Banderas only played him twice), but Desperado stands as one of the best action films of the 1990s featuring one of the best assassins.

8 – Vincent, Collateral

One of the Cruiser’s best performances and his standout of the last decade, Vincent is an impulsive assassin, going with the flow or whatever. He’ll chuck a fat Angelino out the window without batting an eyelid.

7 – The Jackal, The Day of the Jackal

Neither man nor watermelon stands a chance against this classic cinematic assassin. The role that made Edward Fox a star of the time was played in the remake by Bruce Willis (for some reason with a dodgy bleached haircut). The original remains a cinema classic and handed us one of the coolest cinema villains.

6 – Anton Chigurh – No Country For Old Men

Striking fear into any heart that lays eyes on his haircut. Anton leaves fate to decide whether to kill his victims or not. Deservedly winning an Oscar for the role, Javier Barden creates one of the greatest villains of all time.

5 – The Bride, Kill Bill

She made slicing through 88 trained samurais look like cutting through butter and managed to make someone’s heart explode by finger-tapping their chest. The Bride is fuelled by bloody vengeance, until she gets all weepy eyed at the end, that is. Still she remains Quentin Tarantino’s best creation.

4 – Martin Q. Blank, Grosse Point Blank

The most relatable assassin on the list, he’s depressed, lonely and stressed. Returning home for a reunion sets things back into motion and being hunted down, he brings out all the tricks to stay alive. John Cusack makes the character effortlessly cool and has unofficially followed up the film with this year’s War Inc, which is apparently a bit rubbish.

3 -T-800, Terminator

It’s not your average assassin that starts off walking around butt naked into biker bars but then this is a robot. Arnie’s most famous role had the Austrian hulk killing anything that moves and, with a near indestructible body, he is probably the hardest to kill on the list.

2 – Jason Bourne, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum

We always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he’s rocking the shit in this one! Damon came out of nowhere and smashed us around the face with a book, giving us the best assassin/spy of our generation. Silent and deadly, this guy could kill you with a bit of sticky back tape if he needed to.

1 – Leon, Leon

From start to finish Leon approaches everything with thorough thinking and complete dedication. He doesn’t make things up on the fly like Bourne, Vincent and Sullivan and it wasn’t until Natalie came along that he finally gained a weakness. The hardest, coolest, coldest killer around, Leon is cinema’s best assassin by a long shot.

So what do you think? If it came to be one big tussle between the list who would win?

[story by David A. Scarborough]

59 Comments »

  • Darwin Tremor says:

    First the movie The Jackal starring Bruce Willis is not a fucking remake look it up on wikipedia you dumbasses

    • stevoboxer says:

      actually it is a remake, although based in a different time space. in fact if you didnt spot the similarities i’d say either you aint seen both films or its you thats the f****** retard.

      first, theres the very obvious assasins name, the jackal.

      second, theres the meeting to set up the job, rather than the oas, he meets a russian mob boss.

      third, the use of false identities and make up.

      fourth, in the first movie, the forger tries to blackmail him, in the second its the gun stand builder, both wind up dead.

      fifth, in both films, the jackal hooks up with a gay guy to use his place for a hideout

      sixth, in both films the jackal steals passports from a person in an airport.

      both films are pretty much the same, but as with all remakes, there are differences. the new film has been americanised and rather basing the story in france, the story is usa based, with more up to date situations

  • Dope says:

    the jackal WAS a remake.. why dont you look it up on wikipedia you fuckin moron!!

    here, i did it for you:
    “Film portrayals

    In the 1997 film remake The Jackal, the Jackal was played by Bruce Willis. This version of the character is substantially different from that featured in the novel and the 1973 film; in this film, he is portrayed as a sociopath, and it is implied that he takes some pleasure in killing. ”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal_(The_Day_of_the_Jackal)

    you stupid fuck

  • RN says:

    How about you do your own research instead of trusting wiki and calling people names. Seriously, do you honestly say this shit in real life? I suppose none of you would admit to a person in real life you called someone a stupid fuck because they got something wrong about a movie… online.

    Sad, sad people you are.

    The list was good, I used to to pick an assassin movie because I was in the mood of one.

  • james says:

    I personally thought Lucky Number Slevin was a great movie and Matador was simply phenomenal as a comedy and assassin movie lol

  • Laughin Jack says:

    Where is Charles Bronson’s character from the Mechanic. He is the best assassin on this list, with the possible exception of Leon.

  • Barry Tavita says:

    That was a good top ten. Comically? Desperado. Realistically? Collateral. Crazy? No Country for old men. Who wants to get killed by a freak gimp draging his dead leg around everywhere staring at you with messed up haircut, holding an air compressor and flipping a coin deciding which side will you live or die? Thats spooky. An assasin with class? Road to perdition. The most kills? Uma Thermon in Kill Bill. She killed most of the Crazy 88s. So they became instead of 88 there was only one left, she had one of the 88s on her knee spanked him and sent him back to his momma before she killed the rest. thats the only one that survived out of all of them. The most boring(my opinion, no offense) was Jason Bourne. i thought it was just a bunch of people following him from a tv screen, and tapping every electical thing around him, and sending people after him. And just filling it with cheesy predictable espionage. They did that throughout the whole trilogy.=( But i like your list anyway. You had a lot of good choices. I got mine but this isn’t my page for my opinion of movies.

  • Davo says:

    No way te guy from Hitman is the best….trained to kill from birth how can anyone beat tht

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