Tony Blair must be shaking in his boots at his scheduled grilling on MTV by those masters of the political cut and thrust interview… Destiny’s Child. You know, Beyonce and the other two she allows to stand behind her.

hecklerspray wonders exactly what hardline questioning Destiny’s Child will put to Tony Blair on MTV…

Bear in mind that Destiny’s Child (CDs) have recently announced their retirement
from performing as a group, and that they intend to pursue other careers
in theatre, television and film. Beyonce et al might just be lining
themselves up for a Radio 4 slot. This could be a good opportunity to
position themselves as the ideal replacement for John Humphreys.

Perhaps they will go immediately for the jugular and ask about Tony’s
favourite tune (probably something by White Snake). Probably not however,
because their status as the greatest girl group of their era (PR people
never live in the real world do they?) demands more gravitas from them. Let’s suggest a couple of ideas to start Beyonce and the gang off.

Isn’t the name Euan somewhat pretentious?

What’s up with Cherie’s crazy mouth?

Why is Charles Clarke?

It’s unlikely that Tony would be able to satisfy such incisive interrogation
easily. He could be forced into a right old rage and let slip some
memorable political retort like "what the fuck sort of name is Beyonce?"

[story by Neil Wills]