This is roughly Tom Sizemore’s millionth stretch inside a rehab facility, after he yet again violated his probation by taking a bunch of drugs. However, at least in rehab Sizemore can’t get up to any of his old tricks, like apparently hitting girls or telling tall tales about having sex with Paris Hilton or walking around with a pretend penis strapped in his trousers.
If he could stay out of trouble, Tom Sizemore (DVDs) would be known as the
tough-guy actor from Black Hawk Down, Pearl Harbour and Saving Private
Ryan. But he can’t, so Tom Sizemore is pretty much only known for being
the actor that can’t stop getting caught with drugs in his system.
Tom Sizemore first came to our attention when he tried to pass a drugs test by pissing out of a fake willy
– a result of being found guilty of possession of
methamphetamine in October 2004. Following that incident, Sizemore has
been in and out of court and rehab several times, pausing only to make
a dodgy porno DVD which became notorious after Tom told a story about Paris Hilton offering to have sex with him.
Now Tom Sizemore has admitted that he’s been using drugs again after a
weeklong hearing in Los Angeles, and has been ordered by the judge to attend
a 90-day drugs treatment facility by March 23rd. Unlike other rehab
stays, Sizemore must not leave the treatment centre for any reason,
including work. But it could have been worse, Sizemore could have
winded up spending 16 months in prison for breaking the terms of his
Sizemore has also been sentenced to 21 months in prison on another
drug-related probation violation stemming from his conviction for
beating his ex-girlfriend, man-pimp Heidi Fleiss.
Looks like we’ll have to find someone else to make fake dick jokes about, then…