You know that creepy AA advert where a succession of creepy AA workers sing You’ve Got A Friend? You know what’d make that advert even creepier? If Tom Cruise popped up and joined in for the big finish.

That scenario has just got a bit more realistic, since it’s been reported that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes stopped their car on Saturday to rescue a couple who had just been in a car crash. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes then waited with the couple until the police and fire department came. Luckily for the couple an ambulance was not needed, as chances are that Tom Cruise would have karate-kicked all the medication from the paramedic’s hand before attempting to treat the couple’s serious injuries with Hubbard-approved vitamins and exercise.