Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes To Neglect Child?

As if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes aren’t cruel enough for inflicting themselves as parents onto some poor child, it now appears they may throw in a bit of child neglect for good measure, on recommendation from weirdy dead cult Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard.

After Dawson’s Creek actress Katie Holmes endures a Scientology birth in complete silence, she has allegedly promised her husband to be Tom Cruise that she’ll have limited contact with, and won’t speak to, the baby for seven days after its birth. Whatever next; lock the bambino in a chicken coup to be raised by hens?

Closer magazine quoted a source as saying of Katie Holmes:

"Katie respects Tom's dedication to Scientology. She is devoted to him and wants to bring up the child the Scientology way." 

So devoted it seems, that rumours of Katie sucking on an adult-sized dummy tit throughout the labour to shut her up were taken completely seriously for a few days. And now, upon punching out little Cruise Junior, Katie's apparently going to give it the cold shoulder for a week, and really make the little bugger sweat. Shameful!

According to L. Ron Hubbard, new born babies should not hear their mother speak for a week so that they don’t associate the sound of her voice with the trauma of birth. 

On the other hand, hearing Tom Cruise cluck and coo whilst jumping off sofas and punching the air like a soft rock god will really fill the little bundle of joy with confidence in his twat-faced father’s parenting skills won’t it.

Still though could be worse, the kid could have Michael Jackson for a father. 

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Katie Holmes' baby talk ban - FemaleFirst

[story by Joanna Sim]