Admit it; when it comes to tediously masculine stand-ups who've been in prison for possessing cocaine, starred in a bunch of family films where he turns into stuff and a sitcom about boys with mullets, one name comes to mind.

That's right – Tim Allen. Tim Allen of Home Improvement and Sporting The Most Ludicrous Facial Hair We've Ever Seen In A Police Mugshot fame. If you're a Tim Allen fan – actually, if you're a Tim Allen fan you might want to change your calender over from the page that's telling you it's still the mid-nineties. Anyway, our point is that Tim Allen got married over the weekend to Jane Hadjuk, an actress whose film credits only seem to stretch to minor roles in Tim Allen movies. He's a sly dog, that Tim Allen. Or a shaggy dog. Or whatever the piss-poor premise of his latest film is.

Tim Allen, despite our obvious dislike of the man, has made a huge success of himself. In the last few years, at least – Tim Allen wasn't a very good drugs mule and in 1978 only avoided life imprisonment for being caught with a pound and a half of cocaine on him by grassing up his mate. But when it comes to acting in sitcoms about men grunting at three young boys with harrowing mullets, or acting in films where a regular man turns into Santa/ a dog/ a superhero, Tim Allen is your man.

Lately, apart from starring a glut of films destined to broadcast on ITV at 10am during the school summer holidays in the year 2018, Tim Allen has been mainly getting in trouble with Hell's Angels and getting used as a subject in a hecklerspray feature about the Death Clock (Your lives, incidentally, are going to be Tim Allen-packed for another 49 years). In addition to this, Tim Allen spent the weekend getting married to his long-term girlfriend Jane Hadjuk in Colorado, as Reuters reports:

Allen, 53, wed Hadjuk, 39, on Saturday in Grand Lake, Colorado at a ceremony attended by family members, according to Allen's spokeswoman Marleah Leslie. The actor and his new bride recently worked together in adventure movie "Zoom" and in "The Shaggy Dog." The marriage was the second for Allen and the first for Hadjuk. Allen and his first wife, Laura Diebel, are divorced.

Don't pretend you don't know who Jane Hadjuk is – she was in Tim Allen film Joe Somebody as Club 13 Receptionist, she was in Tim Allen film The Shaggy Dog as News Reporter and she was in Tim Allen film Zoom as Researcher Taylor. And now she's Tim Allen's wife. There aren't really any other details about the Tim Allen/ Jane Hadjuk wedding that we know of yet; we'd like to imagine that the wedding guests had a Home Improvement theme and threw heavy machinery at Tim Allen instead of confetti, but that probably didn't happen.

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Comedian Tim Allen Weds Actress In Colorado – Reuters

[story by Stuart Heritage]