Tiffany Haddish is one of my favorite people in Hollywood atm. She’s funny as hell, doesn’t seem even remotely affected by her fame, and let the world know that some crazy bitch on drugs BIT Beyonce. All in all, I think she’s pretty great.
Aside from liking her, I can now also say that I relate to Tiffany very much. She recently did an interview and explained exactly how she put the moves on Leonardo DiCaprio, and I feel like a lot of us can relate to her style.
While the 20-year-old models Leo usually dates probably woo him by letting him know that they weren’t actually born when he filmed What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Tiffany took a much better approach, as she explains:
Yeah, I met him at a party two, three months ago, and I asked him if he’d let me hit that. He’s like ‘Tiffany, you’re so funny.’ I’m like, ‘I’m serious.’ And then he goes, ‘I mean, I’d do it, but…”
I was like ‘Come on, wasn’t you in a squad? The coochie squad or something?’
I told him ‘My only stipulation: I wanna do it with you as your character in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.‘ He starts bustin’ up laughing’. ‘Why?’ he asks, and I say, ‘Cause I feel like that performance deserves a reward and that reward is this (gestures to her own body).’
First of all, Tiffany Haddish and I are clearly on the same page when it comes to hitting on men. I once tried to seduce Sean Penn and told him my only stipulation was he had to do it as his character from I Am Sam.
Ok, that isn’t true, but I like her up front attitude.
Second of all, it’s the pussy posse, not the coochie squad, but I’ll forgive her for not knowing that.
And finally, I respect Tiffany for even trying that shit, because I’m sure she knows Leo doesn’t put his dick in anyone over 110lbs, over 25, and not white. Not to say that Leo’s dick is ageist and racist, buttttt…..I appreciate her effort.