The quite extraordinary Hit Me Baby One More Time rolls on to it’s fourth week tomorrow, and the big question is… which ambient thought will consume Vernon Kaye’s mind and stop him from reading the autocue properly?

Just kidding. But that’ll happen, take our word for it.

hecklerspray has teamed up with Betfair.com to give you this week’s contender list, along with their odds. Singing for glory tomorrow teatime will be…

Sinitta (Sang So Macho, was once Brad Pitt’s girlfriend, apparently) Current odds – 1/2

China Black (according to the singer’s website, they had ‘moderate success’) Current odds – 11.5/1

The Real Thing (British disco group famous for You To Me Are Everything) Current odds – 4/1

Hazel O’Connor (made an album and film, Breaking Glass, about a nervous breakdown) Current odds – 8/1

Hue And Cry (‘Scotland’s best kept secret’, according to an Amazon.co.uk reviewer) Current odds – 12/1

So, Sinitta’s the woman to beat, but The Real Thing might be worth a crafty poke.

You can bet for real, or just for fun at betfair.com

Good luck, troops.

Hit Me Baby One More Time is on ITV tomorrow at 5.30pm