Have you heard? NO ONE READS THE NEWS ANYMORE! IT?S ALL TWITTER’S STUPID FAULT! Yep, the Internet makes news less interesting to young people and something something? oh look someone?s put a picture of me on Facebook, face down in my own puke while wearing nothing but the fingerless glove inserted into my hole. PMSLMAO! … Continue reading This Just In Reads The News So You Don’t Have To Bother