The British Royal Family live a privileged life; eating swans all day and taking a sniper rifle out onto the balcony of Buckingham Palace to shoot the poor people in the knees when the mood takes them. Oh, and groping girls on the tits.

The Sun newspaper yesterday printed a picture of everyone’s favourite drug-taking, Nazi-impersonating royal – Prince Harry – in a nightclub squeezing a TV presenter’s bazzers with a sort of deranged inbred look plastered across his smug, poor-hating face, claiming that it was taken recently. But today The Sun has been forced to apologise for the mistake, since the photo was found to be three years old. So, just to clear things up, Prince Harry only went around forcing his hands onto girls’ breasts three years ago; so we can all take a sigh of relief safe in the knowledge that one of our most important royals only used to be an arrogant woman-hating prick.