The Sun Apologises For Prince Harry Titty Grope Snap

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Prince harry The Sun sorry gropeThe British Royal Family live a privileged life; eating swans all day and taking a sniper rifle out onto the balcony of Buckingham Palace to shoot the poor people in the knees when the mood takes them. Oh, and groping girls on the tits.

The Sun newspaper yesterday printed a picture of everyone's favourite drug-taking, Nazi-impersonating royal – Prince Harry – in a nightclub squeezing a TV presenter's bazzers with a sort of deranged inbred look plastered across his smug, poor-hating face, claiming that it was taken recently. But today The Sun has been forced to apologise for the mistake, since the photo was found to be three years old. So, just to clear things up, Prince Harry only went around forcing his hands onto girls' breasts three years ago; so we can all take a sigh of relief safe in the knowledge that one of our most important royals only used to be an arrogant woman-hating prick.

Prince Harry never seems to be too far away from trouble these days. Not only was he sent to a drugs clinic after admitting getting twatted on booze and drugs at the tender age of 17, but Prince Harry is also the boy who thought that it'd be a delightful wheeze to go to a fancy dress party as a member of the Nazi party. So when The Sun got hold of a photo showing Prince Harry slobbering up the cheek of some generic female TV presenter and groping the shit out of her tits, it had no option to immediately slap it on the front cover along with the descriptive and informative headline SQUEEZER GEEZER.

Not only did this photo show that Prince Harry was a bit of an overbearing swaggering dickleak, but also that he'd been feeling up women behind the back of his girlfriend Chelsy Davy, and also maybe putting a bit of an act on during his terrible TV interview about Pop Idol with Ant And Dec. According to The Sun, the Prince Harry pictures were taken this summer at the Boujis nightclub.

However, upon seeing yesterday's edition of the newspaper Prince Charles's office proceeded to go ballistic at The Sun for printing such a ludicrous set of photos, forcing The Sun to print the following apology:

"We accept that the nightclub was the Purple nightclub and not Boujis as we said and the photographs were taken in autumn 2003 and not summer 2006."

So, just to recap: Prince Harry did go around grabbing handfuls of a woman's breasts, but in a different nightclub to the one The Sun said it was, and a few years ago, before Prince Harry had ever met his current girlfriend. Thank God that the anachronistic tourist attraction ruling family of the United Kingdom is full of stupid pointless ginger tosswanks who only used to pose for photographs with their hands clamped over the norks of some identikit woman who maybe ten people might recognise as the face of a cable poker channel, eh?

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[story by Stuart Heritage] 

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Comments

  1. Matthew says

    I am a former friend of PRINCE HARRY and I did see him at the NIGHTcLUB groping tits of a girl named Rachel.

  2. Wadey says

    How wicked can you get? We in Britain are proud of our German Royal Family and to smear them is to smear all of us.
    Also please bear in mind that as members of the armed forces Wills and Harry risk their lives every night in London nightclubs. With only the protection of their armed bodyguards they could at any moment be exposed to the real dangers of passive smoking.

  3. Rachel says

    it’s true, he gave my titties a right honking, then he did me on the dance floor.

    bastard.

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