For more than three years, we’ve watched as Kris Jenner revealed upgraded stand in after upgraded stand in of her youngest daughter, Kylie Jenner. I personally have been investigating the disappearance of the original Kylie Jenner for two years now, so color me SHOOK by the events that occurred on Instagram yesterday.
Kylie posted a couple of pics with her best friend, Stass, but something was off. The Kylie in these pictures had short, black, healthy looking hair. Her lips looked normal and her face didn’t appear jam-packed with fillers. Dare I say, this looked like the ORIGINAL Kylie Jenner.
I was clearly not the only one to notice this, because one fan commented on one of the pictures that this really looked like the old Kylie, to which Kylie herself responded, claiming she had gotten rid of all of her fillers.
In reality, the original Kylie probably escaped from Kris Jenner’s dungeon and shutdown Kylie 6.0’s mainframe…because she was obviously just an advanced sex robot. Kris Jenner agreed to let the original Kylie once again roam the streets of Calabasas in exchange for 25% of a highly pimped out Kylie Cosmetics summer line (which just so happens to launch this Friday) and another publicity baby within the next two years.
In reality though, I’m really glad that Kylie Jenner has (at least briefly) decided to stop pumping her face full of fillers, because she’s 20 and a naturally pretty girl who made herself look like a 35-year-old real housewife. Kylie’s face had become a true American tragedy, so seeing her looking like herself again is a really wonderful thing.
Now that Kylie has de-fucked her face, I wonder if Kim and Khloe will de-fuck their asses? LOL jk, we all know those bitches pride themselves on looking like culture appropriating centaurs.