Comments on: The New American Idol Judge Is, Um… http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-new-american-idol-judge-is-um/200815778.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: euclid http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-new-american-idol-judge-is-um/200815778.php/comment-page-1#comment-615412 euclid Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:50:28 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=15778#comment-615412 As usual the stupid American TV cunts blew it. What they need is a meta-judge who reviews the judges' judgments. "Oh, Simon, I thought THAT was a bit stale." etc. A fourth judge is like a fourth leg on a stool - unneeded and makes it wobble. Not that I give a fuck about this. Honestly, do people ever go outside anymore? I know I don't, but I have no legs and my cart is rusty. If it weren't for the Interwebs and fucking my dead mother's dead pets, I really wouldn't have any reason to live. There's just no place in the world for a malformed half-man covered in scabs. Is there? Didn't think so. But I digress. If you watch this show, here's a hint: put your eye up against the flash bulb of your camera and keep snapping until you can't see. Then move over to the other eye. Repeat. Problem solved. As usual the stupid American TV cunts blew it.
What they need is a meta-judge who reviews the judges’ judgments.
“Oh, Simon, I thought THAT was a bit stale.” etc.
A fourth judge is like a fourth leg on a stool – unneeded and
makes it wobble. Not that I give a fuck about this. Honestly,
do people ever go outside anymore? I know I don’t, but I have
no legs and my cart is rusty. If it weren’t for the Interwebs
and fucking my dead mother’s dead pets, I really wouldn’t have
any reason to live. There’s just no place in the world for a malformed
half-man covered in scabs. Is there? Didn’t think so. But I digress.
If you watch this show, here’s a hint: put your eye up against the flash
bulb of your camera and keep snapping until you can’t see. Then
move over to the other eye. Repeat. Problem solved.

]]> By: monaco http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-new-american-idol-judge-is-um/200815778.php/comment-page-1#comment-615083 monaco Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:36:23 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=15778#comment-615083 I first thought they were going to replace Paula. It turned out the producers decided to add a fourth judge. Though there’s gossip that Paula is pissed about this, I expect <a href="http://www.monacome.com/2008/08/kara-dioguardi-american-idol-judge.html" rel="nofollow">new "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi</a> will add fresh inputs and better critique of the contestants’ performances. I first thought they were going to replace Paula. It turned out the producers decided to add a fourth judge. Though there’s gossip that Paula is pissed about this, I expect new “American Idol” judge Kara DioGuardi will add fresh inputs and better critique of the contestants’ performances.

]]> By: read my mind http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-new-american-idol-judge-is-um/200815778.php/comment-page-1#comment-615081 read my mind Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:35:33 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=15778#comment-615081 <strong>Kara DioGuardi, the new American Idol judge! But who's out?...</strong> The American Idol site reports that Kara DioGuardi will enter the scene as the fourth judge, meaning no one will be fired (for now?). In the hopes that she will add a new dimension to the judging process and add fresh inputs, Miss DioGuardi will sit ..... Kara DioGuardi, the new American Idol judge! But who’s out?…

The American Idol site reports that Kara DioGuardi will enter the scene as the fourth judge, meaning no one will be fired (for now?). In the hopes that she will add a new dimension to the judging process and add fresh inputs, Miss DioGuardi will sit …..

]]> By: american idler http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-new-american-idol-judge-is-um/200815778.php/comment-page-1#comment-614977 american idler Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:47:58 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=15778#comment-614977 I was excited about that new judge, kara,until I googled her name and found out there were no pictures of her with her top off. I was excited about that new judge, kara,until I googled her name and found out there were no pictures of her with her top off.

]]> By: Ellie http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-new-american-idol-judge-is-um/200815778.php/comment-page-1#comment-614840 Ellie Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:49:34 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=15778#comment-614840 Nobody is gonna care about Kara. They are hoping it will make more people tune in to watch how Paula will react with a new woman judge. and with cheryl Cole.. maybe they opened with great ratings, but its one thing to open with great ratings. Its another thing to keep them throughout the season. Maybe Kara will help increase the ratings for the First new episode of season 8 (curious people wanting to see how she and paula will get along). but like I said, its another thing to keep the ratings that high. and its been nr 1 for 7 years with the current panel, so its clearly working Fine with just them Nobody is gonna care about Kara. They are hoping it will make more people tune in to watch how Paula will react with a new woman judge. and with cheryl Cole.. maybe they opened with great ratings, but its one thing to open with great ratings. Its another thing to keep them throughout the season. Maybe Kara will help increase the ratings for the First new episode of season 8 (curious people wanting to see how she and paula will get along). but like I said, its another thing to keep the ratings that high. and its been nr 1 for 7 years with the current panel, so its clearly working Fine with just them

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