Seriously, we’re not joking. This video is wrong on so many different levels. It made us cover our eyes and whimper like little girls at a couple of points. What we’re saying is, proceed with caution.

The video is a trailer for new Discovery Channel show Fight Quest where, from what we can tell, a couple of boneheads go around the world, cover themselves in their own blood, other peoples’ blood and the blood of animals and smack the crap out of people with sticks. As you’ll be repeatedly told throughout the Fight Quest video, everything you see is real – including one bit we won’t spoil for you here that made us feel properly nauseous. We can’t tell you how gruesome the Fight Quest video is, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Incidentally, to promote Fight Quest, Discovery Channel is giving away a couple of Wiis. You can enter it here, but remember that a games console won’t replace the piece of your soul you lost by watching that nasty nasty video.