Imagine if Kindergarten Cop had never been made; it’d have made The Pacifier a whole lot more original, wouldn’t it. Now, imagine that The Pacifier had never been made; because that’s what The Game Plan really really wants you to do.

The Game Plan – the movie where The Rock plays a rugged bachelor put in charge of the young daughter her never knew he had with hilarious consequences – is the current number one movie at the weekend box office, proving once and for all that movies where unsuitable men haphazardly try to raise children goes down a treat with moviegoers. But even though The Game Plan is at the top of the US weekend box office, some of you may still not have seen it, in which case here’s a spoiler alert – The Game Plan ends when The Rock, rendered exhausted by the sudden unexpected pressure of becoming a father, snaps in a supermarket and shuts his screaming daughter in a freezer cabinet until security tasers him unconscious.