A guest blog by Josh from Interestment…

It’s a strange time for Planet Earth, what with bank managers rooting through bins for scraps of food, and everyone pointing missiles at one another.

So thank Christ for Sting. Everyone loves Sting, and if they don’t, someone should really talk to them. At last presumption, this guy had single-handedly rebuilt forests, made love to his woman for weeks at a time, and every morning he heads to the hills to practice shadow kung fu in just a pair of pants.

With his unbelievable amazingness in mind, we thought it high time we located our four favourite Sting moments, and celebrated them. It was easy. Here they are.

1. Sting experiments, like, facially

He’s been around for so long that it’s almost impossible to remember what makes Sting so appealing to women. Is it the taut throbbing body that he’s created from hours of press-ups in his back garden? Or perhaps it’s the mane of minty blond hair that makes him look ever-so-slightly Aryan? Actually, sisters, it’s neither of those things. It’s the bold fashion statements he makes, like the time he thought to hell with it, and turned up in a television studio wearing exactly the same kind of moustache that men have been taught to avoid. Unless they’re going to a club for consenting adults. What a brave, brave balladeer. Nice one, Sting.

2. Sting dances in a film

They do say that if you really want to live life to the full, you should dance like no one is watching. And God bless Sting, because that is exactly what he did in Quadrophenia, during the club scene. His jerky, almost childlike, movements were the musical interpretations of a man in the zone, literally letting go as if no one could see him. Yet, in a bizarre twist of irony, absolutely millions of people have since enjoyed his hilarious impression of a terrible terrible dancer. Nice one, Sting.

3. Sting takes his top off… relentlessly

For an uncomfortably long window a year or so ago, Sting couldn’t mount a stage without peeling off his clothes the minute music started playing. This was presumably a bad habit picked up from his years practising hysterical tantric intercourse whilst playing old Police records in the background. He took his nips out in front of millions at the Brit Awards, but that wasn’t the first time. We found even more proof of his incessant toplessness. Nice one, Sting.

4. Sting sings with Bryan Adams and Rod Stewart

For years, everyone had debated over what a trio of singers, all suffering from crippling throat diseases, might sound like. Sting, bless him, decided to find out. The day Bryan Adams and Rod Stewart joined him to sing All For One – a song about muskateering in the olden times – soft rock planets collided, creating an even more thrillingly flaccid sound than the world had ever known. It literally killed erections. Nice one, Sting.

This insanely wonderful post has been a guest blog by Josh Burt from Interestment.co.uk. Nice one, Josh.