Like five minutes ago, Jill Duggar and her husband, Derrick, popped out the newest member of the Duggar Army: a son named Israel. Since the Duggars can’t go too long without a courting, engagement, pregnancy, or birth announcement, today it was confirmed that little sister, Jessa, and her permanently high-as-fuck faced husband, Ben, are expecting their first child.
Thanks to Jessa’s Instagram account, I consider her to be both the hottest AND the craziest Duggar sister (isn’t that always the way?), and I’m really interested to see what kind of maternity selfies and posts about Jesus and anti-abortion she makes during the next 8 months.
In case you’ve lost count, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have 19 kids and something like five grandkids already. I automatically presume that each of their 19 kids will have AT LEAST five children a piece, which means these two Bible lovers are looking at having around 100 grandchildren. Keeping in mind that grandparents are supposed to give the best Christmas gifts, these two had better hope that TLC never cancels their show.
Jessa, 22, and Ben, 19, announced that their baby is due on their one year wedding anniversary, November 1st, and all I could think was: fuck! That stoner looking Ben is 19, married, and a father-to-be. Shouldn’t this shit be on MTV, not TLC?
Either way, the pregnancy announcement was pretty standard, unlike when the whole family made a courting announcement for poor Josiah a few weeks ago.
Josiah Duggar is 18-years-old and recently got his first girlfriend, or is “courting” as they say, which means the whole family had to announce to People magazine and share pictures on Instagram that YASSSS Josiah is courtin’! Here is an awkward picture of him giving his girlfriend flowers!
How is it real life when an 18-year-old boy from a large church family getting a girlfriend is a “People exclusive”? Imagine being 18 and telling your parents there was a girl you wanted to date and their response was “Ok, I’ll call up People magazine, you pose for some pictures, and we’ll all share those pictures on Instagram congratulating you on finally getting a date. Sound good? Oh, and you probably have to marry her, so get ready for that.”
Imagine living in a house where they legitimately break out a banner that says “Congrats on Getting a Girlfriend!” and use it non-ironically!
I don’t know whether that’s hilarious or terrifying.
Culligan says
“Imagine being 18 and telling your parents there was a girl you wanted to date and their response was “Ok, I’ll call up People magazine, you pose for some pictures, and we’ll all share those pictures on Instagram congratulating you on finally getting a date. Sound good? Oh, and you probably have to marry her, so get ready for that.”
hi-farking-larious!