Some people often take things too seriously. Pete Doherty fans often cry into their pork pie hats when we write things about their hero, and we also get lots of poorly-written abusive messages back, usually along the lines of “omg how kan u say that about Pete” and “you are all like totally jealous of him like.” How we sleep at night is a mystery to us. 

Last year however, one person took offence to people bad-mouthing Britney Spears. This person was Chris Crocker, who amused the world one morning with his unmoving speech on how horrible we are to Britney Spears. His fifteen minutes of fame seemed to extend longer then anyone hoped. And whilst we’d thought that he’d finally fucked off, we haven’t heard the last off the whiney twat.

Now we have the leave Britney alone single. Filling your ears with glue and snorting chillies is more pleasurable.

If you have the courage, we have provided the link for you to listen to the supposed 'song'. However, we will not be responsible for any lost time you suffer through listening to this utter toss and we won’t replace any broken speakers that you've slammed repeatedly against the wall. 

Ironically it has to be said that in Crocker’s initial video of defending Spears, he slagged off the media for exploiting her vulnerability. The media still hounds Britney Spears and hecklerspray has enough articles on her to release a shoddy unofficial biography on her ups and then constant downs. Still, we find it extremely hypocritical of some deluded mentalist fan to coin it in from a song sampling his own rant. This comes despite his initial video trying to persuade people to stop making money off of Britney Spear’s back. Something the smug cunt is now doing. Digital Spy reports: 

“Crocker has released a dance track titled 'Leave Britney Alone' under the name Double J. The track appeared on iTunes yesterday and it has had more than a million plays.” 

After the guff Euro muck that recently clogged up the UK charts, it seems almost certain that the naive British public will download this quicker then they can cash in their giro.  

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Crocker releases 'Leave Britney Alone' single - Digital Spy