The Day Kiefer Sutherland Lost His Mind
Then buzz it up
March 31st, 2008 at 17:30 by Callum de Caestecker
Kiefer Sutherland, we used to think you were cool. We thought you were a good guy. We thought you knew right from wrong. Good from bad. But you have forsaken us, Kiefer.
And why we shall never know. But, we do know that we can never forgive you. We will never look at you in the same way. For you are to direct the musical poo poo that is The Feeling in their next video. Say it ain’t so, Keef. Say it ain’t so. This is disgusting. We want to puke up our innards and then eat them just so we can puke them up again.
“Frontman Dan Gillespie-Sells revealed to The Sun that the 24 star is a fan of theirs, and gets where the band "are coming from". He added: "We make time for each other and whenever he comes to London we meet for a drink."
He gets where they’re coming from? What? London? Even if he told us to come and fill his little world right up with nonsense it couldn’t be possible to make more non-sense.
This really is frightening. Kiefer has joined the dark side, people. He is Darth Vader and The Feeling are the stormtroopers. Perhaps his father, Donald Sutherland, ironically the Luke Skywalker of this analogy, will come to our aid. He’s obviously been at the drugs again, D. Please sort him out. Bring him back to rational thought like some sort of fucked-up scene from Flatliners. Give him a nice hard slap and put Blonde on Blonde back on his iPod, for fuck’s sake.
Seriously, kids, adults tell you to stay away from drugs for a good fucking reason. You might end up agreeing to direct a no talent, annoying as fuck, idiot, no purpose for existing, twatty, moribund band like The Feeling. Please take heed. Please listen to FRANK.
We at hecklerspray have never prayed to Jesus before. But tonight we shall. Tonight we shall.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
Hooey!
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:17 am
what is wrong with you. I thought the way you wrote, that they were some Gothic band. they are only pop, or easy listing, what ever you want to call them, but there is nothing wrong with the group. the lyrics are meaningful. you need to get your head out of the sand. that’s whats wrong with most guys. they have no depth. All they want is fast, loud, and meaningless.