The Day Kiefer Sutherland Lost His Mind

Kiefer Sutherland, we used to think you were cool. We thought you were a good guy. We thought you knew right from wrong. Good from bad.  But you have forsaken us, Kiefer.

And why we shall never know. But, we do know that we can never forgive you. We will never look at you in the same way. For you are to direct the musical poo poo that is The Feeling in their next video. Say it ain’t so, Keef. Say it ain’t so. This is disgusting. We want to puke up our innards and then eat them just so we can puke them up again.

“Frontman Dan Gillespie-Sells revealed to The Sun that the 24 star is a fan of theirs, and gets where the band "are coming from". He added: "We make time for each other and whenever he comes to London we meet for a drink."

He gets where they’re coming from? What? London? Even if he told us to come and fill his little world right up with nonsense it couldn’t be possible to make more non-sense.

This really is frightening. Kiefer has joined the dark side, people. He is Darth Vader and The Feeling are the stormtroopers. Perhaps his father, Donald Sutherland, ironically the Luke Skywalker of this analogy, will come to our aid. He’s obviously been at the drugs again, D. Please sort him out. Bring him back to rational thought like some sort of fucked-up scene from Flatliners. Give him a nice hard slap and put Blonde on Blonde back on his iPod, for fuck’s sake.

Seriously, kids, adults tell you to stay away from drugs for a good fucking reason. You might end up agreeing to direct a no talent, annoying as fuck, idiot, no purpose for existing, twatty, moribund band like The Feeling. Please take heed. Please listen to FRANK.

We at hecklerspray have never prayed to Jesus before. But tonight we shall. Tonight we shall.

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Kiefer Sutherland To Direct Feeling Video? - Clickmusic