They are the babes we’d all like to boldly go with – the hottest women to ever appear in Star Trek.
But compiling a list of the sexiest ever was never going to be easy. With all its different incarnations and the sheer volume of life-forms Captain Kirk alone has sullied, it’s certainly a tough job. But Hecklerspray has never been one to shirk a challenge and is prepared to risk the wrath of Trekkies across the world by compiling a list of lovelies that are the envy of the galaxy.
And we are pretty happy with the results. Put it this way, we’d certainly love to get our hands on their tricorders. However, we are sure you will have your own suggestions. As always, please let us know of any glaring omissions – not that you need any encouragement, you pedantic, miserable bastards.
And before you ask, we have not included the upcoming Star Trek film, which is due to be released next year. So the names Zoe Saldana and Jennifer Morrison have not been added to the list this time, but would certainly come into contention next time if we decided to do this list again.
Anyway, set your phasers to stun and enjoy.
26. Tasha Yar (Denise Michelle Crosby)
Next Generation
A personal favourite, but, sadly, the frankly blokeish haircut bumped our dear Tasha down the list.
25. Marta (Yvonne Craig)
Original series
Batgirl as a green-skinned slave girl – what’s not to like?
24. Dr Helen Noel (Marianna Hill)
Original Series
Love her bedside manner.
23. Droxine (Diana Ewing)
Original Series
One of the most elegant actresses to pass through the series.
22. Nona (Nancy Kovack)
Original Series
Played a Kanutu medicine woman in A Private Little War, but is possible more famous for her role as Medea in Jason And The Argonauts.
21. Lt. Saavik (Kirstie Alley)
Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan
Yeah, we know, but there is little doubt she was a fine-looking woman in her early years.
20. Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
Original series
Received the benefit of Doctor McCoy‘s bedside manner.
19. Nyota Uhura (Nichelle Nichols)
Original series
No Star Trek list would be complete without her. A true legend.
18. Kelinda (Barbara Bouchet)
Original Series
Played Kelinda in the original series, but is possibly more famous for playing Miss Moneypenny in the 60s spoof version of Casino Royale.
17. Kara (Marj Dusay)
Original series
Watch out for this temptress, a glorified zombie itching to steal your brain!
16. Ensign Ro Laren (Michelle Forbes)
Next Generation
A rebel, unliked by many, and ultimately a traitor. Shame on you Ensign Ro, but how can we say no?
15. B’elanna Torres (Roxann Dawson)
Voyager
Klingon ridges and her temper work against B’elanna, although we bet she’s feisty in the bedroom.
14. Beverly Crusher (Gates Macfadden)
Next Generation
A redhead and MILF to boot. What more could you ask for?
13. Ishara Yar (Beth Toussaint)
Next Generation
Tasha’s sister has the body of a champion whippet
12. Yeoman Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
Original Series
As Kirk says, she was “too beautiful to ignore” and “too much woman”. We certainly agree Kirk.
11. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis)
Next Generation
England’s very own Marina Sirtisis loved by fans for her voluptuous figure, skin tight bunny suit and the fact she’d sleep with anyone or anything.
10. Anij (Donna Murphy)
Star Trek: Insurrection
A looker for her age (over 300 years old). If Picard didn’t have his eyes already set on Anij, you know you’d want a piece of that action.
9. Ezri Dax (Nicole de Boer)
Deep Space Nine
Essentially, Jadzia Dax version 2, which can’t be all bad.
8. Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson)
Original series
Kissing Kirk was not part of her programming. What can we say, programmes are there to be hacked. Better still that costume doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
7. Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd)
Next Generation
Ensign Lefler lives by her own rules, Sadly, one of them being #22: Never date a co-worker. Too bad Wesley (Crusher)
6. Kes (Jennifer Lien)
Voyager
Youthful and Innocent, just about the cutest elf you’ll find this side of the Delta Quadrant
5. Hoshi Sato (Linda Park)
Enterprise
Sultry and smart, knowing over 40 languages is a good workout for the mouth if you catch our drift.
4. Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell)
Deep Space Nine
A very hot woman who attracted the attentions of Bashir and ultimately Worf. Slight turn-off: her multiple personalities, call it what you will.
3. Kamala (Famke Janssen)
Star Trek: Next Generation
Simply stunning and a real favourite at Hecklerspray Towers.
2. T’Pol (Jolene Blalock)
Enterprise
A Trellium-D addict, which is great for lowering her inhibitions.
1. Seven of 9 (Jeri Ryan)
Voyager
Seven of 9? More like 10 out of 10.
Honorable mentions:
Lieutenant Valeris (Kim Cattrall)
Kira Nerys (Nana Visitor)
[story by Michael Chenucha]
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Wasn’t Tasha Yar in an issue of Playboy?
#1 is 7 of 9??? What a cop-out. Her bodysuit was padded to give her that figure. Agree with most of the list beyond that, but I would add the young woman from TNG – “The Dauphin”.
People seem to forget about Famke Janssen being on TNG. She blows about half this list out of the water.
Not even an honorable mention for Vash (Jennifer Hetrick)? She was hot and a bad girl. Top 10 easy.
Deanna Troi is #11? PUH-LEASE!
She should be #1 with 7 of 9 at #2.
second that
only Uhura
Consider: I was a very horney teen back when the “Original” “Trek was on. And what better fantasy than to have an Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson) at my command! No doubt at all, it was Sherry!
Okay, “7 of D-Cup†was fun to watch walk, but a bit of a butta-face. But I’m much older now, oh well
Julian Mentat Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
“Hallo. I am Seven of Nine.â€
“Really? Well, I’m Six of One.
And this is my friend Half A Dozen Of The Other.â€
THAT MADE MY DAY!!!! REALLY FUNNY CHEERS FOR THAT
Cutest Star Trek Babe Ever!
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Sito_Jaxa
The subjectivity of these sorts of lists is always annoying. My list would be completely different. In no way would Jeri Ryan be anywhere near number one on this. Also, what about Chase Masterson as Leeta.
No Leeta? Or Ziyal (Gul Dukat’s daughter)? Keiko O’ Brien? Or Melora Palzar? This list is incomplete.
I agree that Vash, Captain Janeway, and others should be on the list (I would drop #10 and #20), and think that Droxine and Uhura should be higher in the ranking. But especially missing is Minuet (STNG, played by Carolyn McCormick).
Are you guys serious?? How about from Enterprise?? Remember the episode with the 3 green skinned slave girls?? All three of them should be on this list!! And Sisko’s girlfriend (later wife) Jennifer from DS9? There are more but really – maybe you should have a list for each series or a total list of 50. Just a though …
Thanks for taking the time to put this list together though.
Hugzzz
Leaving out Minuet basically renders this complete list wrong. ie, every one of these amazing ladies is at least one place better than they should be.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Minuet
I’m pretty partial to NONA myself:
http://CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com
Far, far too many ugly chicks on this list. And Jolene Blalock is #1 easily.
Before viewing, I mentally pictured Jadzia making #4, although I had Kira for close #3. Who was the selected #3?. There were some major babes from TNG but I don’t recall her.
What’s with Kira not making the list? She is HOT (especially for being ~40 during the series).
Top two girls were fairly universal, I assume.
Personally, I’d take the petite T’Pol for #1, with that amazing little bubble butt.
Interesting list. What I see in the comments are the differences in ages and the styles that have changes in women in the past 40 years. All these women are HOT at that time and many will still be today keeping the relative perspective of their age. If you are under 40, you didn’t exist and might prefer asking your father prior to posting. There were many women that didn’t make this short list I remember and it should bee understood there are many more delightful women than this compiler perceives. Shame but OK since it shows we all prefer different women and mine are safe.
Keep in mind at One Time the Queen was considered … HOT AND as former First Ladies of the USA potentially provable by the fact they were married! Perhaps an even better list would be simply The 500 Most Memorable Women of Star Trek. (You would at least have most of my favorites!)
Are you sure you are willing to bear the wrath of trekkies?
I fucking hate all of you, you dick-headed bastards, i will kill you all when i find you, you fucking retards, i hate you ASSHOLES!
Excuse me, who compiled this list, some Star Wars fan?
Where’s Suzie Plakson? (Kehlahr + Female Q)
The original Number One(Majel Barret)from the pilot was hotter than at least two of those women.
Lemme get this straight. When TV Guide did a poll of the hottest scifi TV actresses of ALL shows, Chase Masterson was voted #1. When Heckler Spray does the top 26 hot actresses of Trek, Chase isn’t even on the list? These folks are _seriously_ outta touch.
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Oh, Cmon. Jadzia gets #1, T’pol gets #2, Troi gets #3, Kira gets #4, and Seven of Nine gets #5, followed by Hoshi Sato, who gets #6.
Seven of Nine is not that hot at all, she just have really big udders and tight costume…
The top of my list would be (not necessarily in that order, it depends on the mood)
Jadzia, T’Pol, Ezri, Leeta, and Troi.
I’m not much in 1 episode chicks, I don’t know why are they even on this list… The hottest ones would be Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd), Kamala (Famke Janssen) and many, many others.
HELL YEAH, KES FTW!!
Where’s one of my faves from ToS? Angelique Pettyjohn who played drill thrall Shahna in the Star Trek episode, “The Gamesters of Triskelion”. That silver cross cross bikini is still memorable.
Now, I agree with most of list, but how could you possibly leav e out ‘future Naomi Wildman?’ She’s so hot
Had a look at episode with Sherry Jackson from original series, stunning woman has to be number 1, jerry ryan isnt that pretty just nice tits
What about Alice Krige as the Borg Queen? She was a hot borg chick!!
Dr. Helena Noel at postion #24 got ROBBED!! Okay, everyone needs to take a deep breath and put the episode Dagger of the Mind on and reevaluate this list. Thank you and godspeed.
Nana Visitor, especially in season 7 hairdo, should be higher. They should have put her in a Starfleet uniform sooner, as she was smokin’ in those late season 7 eps.
I agree that one-ep-wonders should not be included. But no Vash? no way.
what about lee meriwether,miss america and hot always
How come Teri Hatcher did not make the list?
I always thought Zarabeth from the original series episode All Our Yesterdays was one of the hottest Trek girls.
What about France Nuyen as the Dolman of Elaas in “Elaan of Troyius”?
Exotically beautful!!!
Here’s a vote for Kate Mulgrew. Not a fox, but power is an aphrodisiac. Since women commonly consider a man in a position of power to be sexually alluring, why can’t it hold true when the roles are reversed? Any woman who can attain the rank of Captain deserves honorable mention.
Um, are you crazy leaving Celeste Yarnall from the TOS episode “The Apple” off the list? She was so beautiful she almost ruined the episode… especially with the ridiculous idea that she would dig Chekov.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNPD380IpBQ/SHJkNfTQqSI/AAAAAAAABwg/9igHUJXKS5g/s400/P55_36_TheApple_CelesteYarnall.jpg
Why does everyone drool over jeri ryan she wouldn’t be on my list at all. Jolene blalock is #1 and ro needs to move up to the top 10
Droxine should have ben higher (top 5 in my opinion. That outfit was yum..)
Vash should totally have been there
take off Kara and B’elanna Torres
and knock down counseller Troi a bit (she always seems so mopey. I never found her sexy at all. I would take Gates McFadden as doctor Crusher over her any day.)
they were one on and off but hard to forget
1) arlene martel – t’pring
2) lt marlena moreau – barbara luna
Elaan of Troyius is the only babe from the original series that would even remotedly stand up to today’s beauty standards.
And, I don’t even like the episode that much, but, come on, for fawks sake, she is the only TOS babe.
The rest from TOS are downright ugly, more or less, though the TNG, DNS and Voyager got some decent tail.
JS
I thought Jadzia Dax was the hottest Trek babe ever…Seven is a ten, I agree, but I think putting her first is a cop out.
PS: If you judged Ezri Dax solely on her mirror universe alter-ego in the “The Emperor’s New Cloak” episode she’d be in the top five, IMO.
Every Trek fan knows Angelique Pettyjohn was the hottest, she played Shahna in the Origional Star Trek Season 2 Episode 17, “The Gamesters of Triskelion”. Droxine (Diana Ewing)was close but not as promiscuous (she was too snoby looking).
I cannot belive Angelique Pettyjohn doesn’t get a mention here. She was HOT even by todays standards and had a natural beauty even plastic surgery couldn’t duplicate.
Shame on you all for not including her.
Excellent list covering broad ground. It may be cliche, but count me in with Seven of Nine and T’Pol at #1 and #2.
I can’t believe this list left out one of Deep Space Nine’s sexiest females ever. Chase Masterson, aka: “Leeta!”
Jadzia Dax is the hottest of all imo!
Jadzia Dax is No1. Also where’s Kira Nerys?
Very good choices on most, especially 7of9. I agree though, forgetting Chase Masterson, aka Leeta is quite an oversight and, of course to my taste, ex Batgirl would be moved up the list quite a lot. Major Nerys should have made your list. But overhaul, thanks for making such a list, certainly brings back souvenir…
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