The 26 Hottest Star Trek Babes
They are the babes we’d all like to boldly go with – the hottest women to ever appear in Star Trek.
But compiling a list of the sexiest ever was never going to be easy. With all its different incarnations and the sheer volume of life-forms Captain Kirk alone has sullied, it’s certainly a tough job. But Hecklerspray has never been one to shirk a challenge and is prepared to risk the wrath of Trekkies across the world by compiling a list of lovelies that are the envy of the galaxy.
And we are pretty happy with the results. Put it this way, we’d certainly love to get our hands on their tricorders. However, we are sure you will have your own suggestions. As always, please let us know of any glaring omissions – not that you need any encouragement, you pedantic, miserable bastards.
And before you ask, we have not included the upcoming Star Trek film, which is due to be released next year. So the names Zoe Saldana and Jennifer Morrison have not been added to the list this time, but would certainly come into contention next time if we decided to do this list again.
Anyway, set your phasers to stun and enjoy.
26. Tasha Yar (Denise Michelle Crosby)
Next Generation
A personal favourite, but, sadly, the frankly blokeish haircut bumped our dear Tasha down the list.
25. Marta (Yvonne Craig)
Original series
Batgirl as a green-skinned slave girl – what’s not to like?
24. Dr Helen Noel (Marianna Hill)
Original Series
Love her bedside manner.
23. Droxine (Diana Ewing)
Original Series
One of the most elegant actresses to pass through the series.
22. Nona (Nancy Kovack)
Original Series
Played a Kanutu medicine woman in A Private Little War, but is possible more famous for her role as Medea in Jason And The Argonauts.
21. Lt. Saavik (Kirstie Alley)
Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan
Yeah, we know, but there is little doubt she was a fine-looking woman in her early years.
20. Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
Original series
Received the benefit of Doctor McCoy’s bedside manner.
19. Nyota Uhura (Nichelle Nichols)
Original series
No Star Trek list would be complete without her. A true legend.
18. Kelinda (Barbara Bouchet)
Original Series
Played Kelinda in the original series, but is possibly more famous for playing Miss Moneypenny in the 60s spoof version of Casino Royale.
17. Kara (Marj Dusay)
Original series
Watch out for this temptress, a glorified zombie itching to steal your brain!
16. Ensign Ro Laren (Michelle Forbes)
Next Generation
A rebel, unliked by many, and ultimately a traitor. Shame on you Ensign Ro, but how can we say no?
15. B’elanna Torres (Roxann Dawson)
Voyager
Klingon ridges and her temper work against B’elanna, although we bet she’s feisty in the bedroom.
14. Beverly Crusher (Gates Macfadden)
Next Generation
A redhead and MILF to boot. What more could you ask for?
13. Ishara Yar (Beth Toussaint)
Next Generation
Tasha’s sister has the body of a champion whippet
12. Yeoman Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
Original Series
As Kirk says, she was “too beautiful to ignore” and “too much woman”. We certainly agree Kirk.
11. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis)
Next Generation
England’s very own Marina Sirtisis loved by fans for her voluptuous figure, skin tight bunny suit and the fact she’d sleep with anyone or anything.
10. Anij (Donna Murphy)
Star Trek: Insurrection
A looker for her age (over 300 years old). If Picard didn’t have his eyes already set on Anij, you know you’d want a piece of that action.
9. Ezri Dax (Nicole de Boer)
Deep Space Nine
Essentially, Jadzia Dax version 2, which can’t be all bad.
8. Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson)
Original series
Kissing Kirk was not part of her programming. What can we say, programmes are there to be hacked. Better still that costume doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
7. Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd)
Next Generation
Ensign Lefler lives by her own rules, Sadly, one of them being #22: Never date a co-worker. Too bad Wesley (Crusher)
6. Kes (Jennifer Lien)
Voyager
Youthful and Innocent, just about the cutest elf you’ll find this side of the Delta Quadrant
5. Hoshi Sato (Linda Park)
Enterprise
Sultry and smart, knowing over 40 languages is a good workout for the mouth if you catch our drift.
4. Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell)
Deep Space Nine
A very hot woman who attracted the attentions of Bashir and ultimately Worf. Slight turn-off: her multiple personalities, call it what you will.
3. Kamala (Famke Janssen)
Star Trek: Next Generation
Simply stunning and a real favourite at Hecklerspray Towers.
2. T’Pol (Jolene Blalock)
Enterprise
A Trellium-D addict, which is great for lowering her inhibitions.
1. Seven of 9 (Jeri Ryan)
Voyager
Seven of 9? More like 10 out of 10.
Honorable mentions:
Lieutenant Valeris (Kim Cattrall)
Kira Nerys (Nana Visitor)
[story by Michael Chenucha]
Tasha Yar and Beverly Crusher? What, Captain Janeway not good enough for you?
Scrape that barrel!
Good call on Jeri Ryan though. And the two Daxs. And the vintage totty from TOS. HOWEVER… be aware of how they age. Have you seen what Trillian (sandra dickinson) from HHGTTG looks like nowadays?
“Hallo. I am Seven of Nine.”
“Really? Well, I’m Six of One.
And this is my friend Half A Dozen Of The Other.”
Thanks for reminding me about the ugly-ass women in Star Trek. Kes? Come off it. And shooty*, Janeway looks like a beehive that’s been stoved in by an umbrella.
Great list, made me smile remembering those vintage original series babes, i’d swap 24 for 6 personally, 24 was super fine and Kes didn’t get played with any hotness at all in my opinion…
I wasn’t saying Janeway should be in the list, just pointing out the discrepancy between including heinously unattractive and terrible actress Tasha Yar yet leaving out Janeway.
Kes had some good moments. Costumes not skimpy enough, admittedly.
Out of all your lists, Milton from Office Space should have most definitely been on this one!
This is a good list! However, Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd) and Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell) need to be higher up. They are teh hotness!
What?! No Persis Khambatta? Come on. She might be the hottest ever!
Janeway SHOULD have been on this. And c’mon, no Nurse Chapel, no credibility.
This list is full of fail, while I give you props for including the amazing Marianna Hill, Chase Masterson is nowhere to be found! And she beats out Jeri Ryan easily, hell she’s still hot even in her forties.
What, no Vash? No Leeta?
Both far better than Kes (she is vastly overrated)
Marina ahead of Gates.
Not hardly.
Gates McFadden is the hot.
This list sucks for not including Chase Masterson as “Leeta” fro DS9.
Tasha Yar is by far the hotttesy woman ever on that show.
No Joan Collins? Really?
Don’t forget that Marta was Bat Girl too.
Holy green paint job!
Deanna Troi was always my personal fav.
Jim
http://www.privacy.es.tc
Ummm…what about Angelique Pettyjohn from the Gamesters of Triskelion? There’s just something about a woman in a silver lame’ bikini…
Oh dear, you forgot Ensign Graham! Played by Mona Grundt. She appears briefly in Next Generation, and was actually Miss Universe 1990. I kid you not.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Graham_(Ensign)
T’Pol in number 2? That is just wrong in many levels. 7 of 9 is hot, that much is true but not more so than the sexy Vulcan. Anyway, nice compilation.
Nicole de Boer was just on Stargate this season and she has aged mighty fine. She was CUTE before but now she is gorgeous.
You are smoking some Cardassian bud! How can Uhuru be number 19? Check the tapes, particularly the episode where she shows off the abs of steel. She already rocks the legs and ass all day every day. And the fact that Jim Kirk kept her permanently on the bridge should tell you something right off the bat. 7 of 9 and Famke Jenssen as the Empath are good calls. The rest of your top ten suggests you have been out of the quadrant for way too long.
OMG!!! Has everyone forgotten the Borg Queen?!?!
With her, resistance would certainly be very futile!
ummm.. I don’t care but I do think that Cap’n Janeway belongs to that list. She’s hawt.
Denise Crosby made the list and neither Susan Oliver (Vina, The Menagerie) nor Terri Garr (Roberta Lincoln, Assignment: Earth) even got honorable mention?
Fail.
No Leslie Parrish? Are you nuts?
Torres and Kes should have been *way* up the list!!!
What about Angelique Pettyjohn in The Gamesters of Triskelion. My first true love!
Oh come on! How could Kira not make that list?! Just an honourable mention?
What about Shana (Angelique Pettyjohn) from “The Gamesters of Triskelion”? Or Mea 3 (Barbara Babcock) from “A Taste of Armageddon”
Um, you just mentioned like most of the 35 and under women on Star Trek.
The only woman I can really think of not on the list is Mulgrew.
I seriously disagree with #1. That hag is ugly as fuck, with an odd shaped body to boot! Hang your head in shame Pal…..
How about these CG babes?
http://digg.com/comics_animation/50_Super_Hot_CG_Babes
I know – they’re not strictly Star Trek but they are Sci-Fi =)
Say what? How could you leave out Lt. Carolyn Palamas (Leslie Parrish), who so deftly modeled the most architecturally amazing dress ever to appear in the original series?
Or the *other* Lt. Saavik (Robin Curtis)? One of few words perhaps, but truly fetching.
And, Vash, definitely Vash: the only woman who could capture the interest of Jean-Luc AND Q?
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jeri ryan <— best. i’ll do her all night long
20 should be number one. bugger me backwards, she was hot! H-O-T! shame she is probably an old man by now…
WTF?! Where is Jennifer Hetrick (Vash)?
How can you leave out Diana Muldaur? She was an uber babe when she appeared on the original series.
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Really? Kira doesn’t get a mention, even after the mirror universe episodes?
The Intendant should be right up there.
Angelique Pettyjohn (from “The Gamesters of Triskelionâ€) is fast becoming the new Milton (from “Office Spaceâ€).
I agree that Jeri Ryan is over-rated, though. Here’s a little known fact: she wasn’t acting!
No Vina? What, are you gay?
Uggg, Looking back makes me think that people in the past had BAD taste in women. They are ALL normies! One of the ugliest women I have ever seen in my life (next to say a woman with cerebral palsy) is Tasha Yar/Denise Crosby. Sorry dude, either your list sux or Gene Roddenberry didn’t envision the use of enough vaseline…
Jadzia Dax is by far number one!
Not only is she the hottest, but also the most intelligent and can out-drink you and be your wisened older friend if you want her to.
What about Mariette Hartley as Zarabeth in TOS?
Really Hot costume!
And a very young Joan Collins as Edith Keeler
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What about Olivia d’Abo in ‘True Q’ ?
What about Captain Sela? (The Next Generation)
Missing Teri Hatcher and Olivia D’Abo