Terry Wogan Angry At Crap Presenters

Terry Wogan has kept himself to himself of late.

Oh, alright - we're not suggesting that he was once some sort of lunatic party animal, prone to downing a bottle of vodka, jumping on his motorbike (supermodel in tow) and pulling wheelies around the BBC TV centre car park. Although - to be fair - that'd justify our license fee far more than another series of Torchwood.

And we're not saying that Terry's career has gone down the dumps, either. He still has his long-running Radio 2 show, for which he gets paid £65,000,000 a year, or however much that amount we can't be arsed to Google search actually is. But not even that vast amount of money can stop Terry Wogan hating the young.

We're just saying that good old Tel needs a bit of an … oomph. You know - like fellow TV presenter Noel Edmonds has attained, what with him fronting an explosive, nation-seizing programme about people opening boxes during which he occasionally insults the mentally-handicapped.

What does Terry Wogan need to do? Something amazing, that's what - like calling the vast majority of British TV presenters "talentless."

Coincidence, really. Because that's exactly what he's gone and done.

Speaking to menopausal escape-mechanism Heat magazine, Wogan blurted:

"I shall never name names. But watch TV for half an hour and you'll see one of them. Then there are all those who don't even have charm, let alone talent. Lord knows how they got on telly."

My oh my! Who could Wogan mean? The list is possibly endless!

Vernon Kay? Davina McCall? Dermot O' Leary? Alex Zane? Charlotte Church? Jimmy Carr? Mark Dolan? Justin Lee Collins? Alan Carr? Tess Daly? Christ - we could go on all day if that list hadn't made us so violently sick.

So we'll toss the baton to you, our cherished readers. Who do you think the Tazmeister was referring to? Why not let us know in the comments box below? Go on - it'll kill five minutes and delay that inevitable spreadsheet you have to start working on this afternoon. Tell you what: the best entry wins a tax-free, all-expenses-paid trip to the local corner shop to pick us up twenty-four cans of Kestrel Super.

We really can't write this stuff sober anymore.

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