You know, I was just thinking to myself, “Damn, it has been a minute since Chris Brown has done anything super douchey.”? And just like magic, Brown delivered us all a totally cringe worthy set of Tweets, completely making up for all the quiet time.
At this point, Chris is basically?competing with Kanye for “Most Arrogant Celebrity.”? My money will always be on Yeezus, but Brown is pulling a tight second.
Saturday morning the sun rose high in the sky.? Birds happily chirped in their nests.? And Chris Brown woke up in his super expensive sheets, most likely next to some hung over groupie with no panties on, and decided the world needed reminding about how fucking awesome he is.
So like the keyboard warrior he is, Chris Brown took to the interwebz to declare himself a god amongst musical peasants.? He began with this number here:
I WILL BE THE GREATEST!
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) January 17, 2015
And in a bit of a passive way, he also Tweeted this:
https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/556530518779371522
I am assuming Brown considers himself knowledge.? So by default, that makes us all wisdom, so YAY smarts!
But when Sunday morning came around, and the world was not down on their knees sucking him off and begging to be his new human punching bag, Brown decided he needed to be more specific with his exclamations of awesomeness. So he went and?ranked himself, to make it explicitly clear to us lowly beings just where he rates on the scale of the best musicians in all of history.
https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/556728395472453632
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Okay. Whew.? Got that out, I am okay now.? With all the talent, in all the people, in all the genres of this world, and Chris Brown thinks he is third.? Holy shit this guy is a fucking dipshit.?? And you all know the only reason Chris put James Brown first is the last name, that?is it.? Not to put down James Brown, no, but I am sure Chris is trying to pull some sort of name legacy with that shit.
I bet both James and Michael are rolling in their graves, flipping their weaves back, and thinking, “Bitch, please.”
And sadly, I bet Karrueche Tran is sitting around?her Chris Brown shrine?like a stupid puppy dog in heat, wondering how soon before she can get her sugar daddy boyfriend back, in all his asshole glory.
Kerry says
Stop hating, the man is confident… why are you putting him down? He is the damn BEST! He works his ass off, so he deserves to feel good about himself. It’s not like he said that he was The Messiah for Christ’s sake. Leave Chris alone. If you can’t say something NICE just be quiet.
Martin says
Megan, you really need to stfu and stop being a hater. Also, you need to grow up.
Mitch says
I think she is right: Christ Brown is an insuferable prick who doesn’t deserve thd success he have…
allure searles says
Yea I agree sometimes he does seem to pop off at the mouth like at his concert he had dissed his girlfriend karrueche tran in front of thousands of people and said “fuck that bitch” it was even on his Instagram I do not know how karrueche tran puts up with him because after everything he has put her through she had still went back to him it makes no sense at all even though she said that he mentally and verbally abused her after they had broken up I thought she was going to focus on her modeling career and stay single but yet Chris has become a distraction for her I seriously hope that she can become her own person without standing in his shadow I am a fan of hers and Chris Brown but this relationship is toxic I support her though I think that she is a sweet kind hearted person and is cool too I wish her the best of luck.
pat says
If he doesn’t think highly of himself, who else should? As much as you may not like it, talent wise, Chris Brown is one of the greatest artist out there. If I was as gifted as he is, I would be arrogant too. Go Chris!