You know you're in trouble when you write a Technical Difficulties Update and then that deletes itself, don't you?

OK, so it doesn't take a genius to discover that hecklerspray has been a little bit on the shagged side over the 18 hours or so. At various points our homepage has told you that it's November 2006, last Friday, some of yesterday (but not all of it) and that everything that happened prior to yesterday didn't actually exist at all. But we're on it now. We think. In fact, one of three things will probably happen today:

1) hecklerspray will carry on like normal and nobody will ever know anything went wrong,

2) hecklerspray will be a bit sporadic today, as we alternate between writing posts and clearing up the office equipment we smashed into sawdust in a fit of anger yesterday, or

3) hecklerspray will somehow cause the internet to self-destruct and we'll be torn to pieces by angry teenage boys unable to get their daily porn fix.

We're quietly hoping for number one. Or number three, if we're honest.