It’s a bittersweet day for big fans of Taylor Swift. If you love her, you’ve probably rooting for her to finally find love, but on the other hand, you want her to keep getting dumped so she can keep writing sweet jams about her exes.
For the people who just like her music and give no fucks about her emotional wellbeing, this is your lucky day, because after 15 months of dating, famous DJ (famous in that I know who he is) Calvin Harris has officially dumped T. Swift.
Back in March, Swift, 26, and Harris, 32, celebrated their one year anniversary with a tropical vacation she heavily documented on Instagram.
Sources are saying Calvin ended it, but “there was no drama. Things just don’t work out sometimes.”
Whoever this source is has obviously never actually met Taylor Swift, because there is ALWAYS drama with Swifty.
A couple of weeks ago Calvin was hanging out with Diplo, aka one of Taylor Swift’s major enemies, and I’m sure she sent him a series of passive aggressive texts about loyalty and not hanging out with dudes who publically diss her ass. I mean, doesn’t that seem like something Taylor Swift would do?
“Hey Babe, saw on Instagram you were at a concert hanging out with Diplo. It’s cool, I’m not mad at all, seriously. It’s just funny that…” You get the picture.
Of course, Calvin dumping Taylor after over a year of devoted Instagram love can only mean one thing: a new Taylor Swift album is coming soon and yes, it will be filled with mega break up jams about that time they built a snowman on vacation and she Instagrammed it, and that time she got a necklace made with their anniversary engraved on it and she Instrgammed it, or that time they wrote T.S + A.W (Harris’ real name is Adam Wiles) in the sand and she Instagrammed it, and when he finally took her anal virginity and he Tweeted it about it, but then she made him delete it. You know, romantic stuff.