Just when you thought you were about to get a new album from Taylor Swift filled with tragic break up jams about how Calvin Harris dumped her ass after a year, SCANDAL HITS, and it turns out Calvin might’ve ended things because Taylor was sending heart emojis to another foreign hunk.
Today the internet and Tumblr went all abuzz when pics of the oddly hunky Tom Hiddleston and Taylor surfaced a mere two weeks after Calvin and Taylor announced their break up. In these pictures, Tom and T. Swizzle can be seen kissing, holding hands, and, wait for it…taking selfies!
First of all, let me just say that while I think Taylor Swift is a pretty girl and I’m very aware that she’s like 26 or 27, watching her date these sexy, grown ass men makes me feel like I’m watching these dudes mac on one of the girls from iCarly…but like, back when iCarly was still on and those girls were mega underage. And I kind of assume that dating Taylor Swift is not unlike dating iCarly. I mean, Taylor Swift doesn’t go past first base, right?
Anyway, while this could seem like a really simple rebound fling, the media was quick to recall how early last month Taylor and Tom had a dance off at the MET Ball and were pretty inseparable at the after parties. Now, Taylor was still with Calvin back then, making this whole new coupling seem a little shady. Apparently, Calvin Harris agrees because after the pics of Taylor and Tom went public, Calvin deleted almost all mentions of Taylor from his social media accounts, then posted “Oh Boys It’s About to Go Down” on Twitter because deleting it AND THEN UNFOLLOWING TAYLOR ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER! Which is basically the biggest diss you can pull on someone nowadays.
Taylor responded in the most appropriate way possible: deleting almost all her Instagram posts with him in it, then unfollowing him on Twitter (but not Instagram….yet).
Well, well, well, what a tangled web you weave, Taylor Swift.
You spend years making millions of dollars writing about dudes scorning you and being jerks and cheats, then you find a nice, mega hot, successful guy like Calvin Harris and what do you do? Throw your poon to Thor’s evil brother! Shame on you! And after Rita Ora cheated on Calvin a whole bunch! Hasn’t this beautiful man been hurt enough? Fuck Taylor Swift’s break up album, I want to hear Calvin Harris’!
However, I’ll forgive Taylor if she names her next album Loco for Loki, because that’s just fun.
Alexis Pratt says
There’s nothing wrong with being a triflin’ hoe. Good girls finish last & bad girls get the man.