Over the years, the media (myself included) have made fun of Taylor Swift for basically being a virgin who can’t drive, who probably invites her boyfriends for sleepovers that involve tea parties with her cats and fave stuffed animals (I’m the wrong person to be making fun of that, because if you throw in “watch Love it or List it while wearing a cat night dress” you have my evening routine). However, it’s starting to seem like, GASP, T Swizzle might be doing it for reals!
As you may or may not know, Taylor has been dating Calvin Harris for like a month or so now (that we know of), and this past weekend he was seen leaving her house IN THE MORNING! Implying he had slept over. As much as it weirds me out, let’s be real: Taylor Swift is probably having sex.
Calvin is 31-years-old, so, I mean, he’s a grown man who has dated mega celeb hoes like Rita Ora and Ellie Goulding (I usually don’t like to call people hoes, but Rita and Ellie are notorious cheaters. I mean, Ellie cheated on sweet little Ed Sheerhan–we’ve all heard “Don’t”–and Rita’s cheating is the reason Rob Kardashian went all crazy and got fat, so, you know), so you know if he’s dating someone he 100% expects some sex.
At this point in the game, as weird as it seems, I think it’s safe to say that Taylor Swift is probably having sexual relationships. The media, myself included, might constantly view Taylor as a virginal, cat-obsessed, Regina George of the nerds, but in reality bitch is 26 this year. TWENTY-SIX. She is almost ten years older than Kylie Jenner, and ain’t nobody wondering if that girl is having sex, know what I mean?
As extremely weird as it is to think about, we all just have to accept the fact that we live in world where Taylor Swift has sex.
dude says
Krista. …GET A LIFE!
That can't be says
There is no way she is
Jamaican says
Nooo, that’s becky