Remember when banana-chinned director Quentin Tarantino used to be good? You know… about ten years back, when the thought of him getting involved with relentlessly tedious drivel like Kill Bill or Hostel was as ludicrous a notion as Jimmy Carr ever telling a funny joke?

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Which is why we’re all in two minds about his latest – rumoured – excursion into the realm of movie-making.