Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em, Christina Aguilera has warned Britney Spears that her days as pop’s Princess of Trash are sorely numbered. Roooooound one!
Aguilera reckons Britney has "let herself go" and has no chance of stealing the pierced one’s crown. Now far more than not, Britney is expecting hubby Kevin Federline’s baby as soon as she can find the time.
We understand that Christina Aguilera (CDs) is no Mastermind finalist, but even she must realise that a woman’s body changes somewhat during the whole pregnancy extravaganza.
Apparently not, it’s all diamond-studded thongs and peephole bras for Christina. Motherhood for her is just something Angelina Jolie has a crack at inbetween movies.
"(Britney’s) let herself go," concludes Christina "I can’t see a comeback on the cards."
Bish-bosh! One in the kidneys from the Beautiful girl.
Britney Spears (CDs) does look worse than a six month old tea-towel, though we don’t know how much this due to her wibbly-wobbly condition or if it’s just the junk-food taking its toll.
We think maybe, just maybe, Christina is being a trifle austere, which is her way of course; all part of the ‘pimp gangsta street-garbage’ image. Yeah, break it down, holmes.
That said, or not, Britney Spears – cross eyed and camel-toed? You still wouldn’t.
[story by Chris Laverty]
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Christina is wrong!!! Britney is the princess of cheesy pop. If the girl wants to have a baby, let herself go and just relax – so what!! Do pop ‘icons’ have to be ‘icons’ every minute of the day?
They’re both as bad as each other as far as I’m concerned – Christina is just a disgusting excuse for a human being. Yuck yuck yuck. But at least she has a sense of humour. Which is more than can be said for Britney. Two total chavs, I say.
i say that they are both talented and i did at once have both of their cds haha.. but yeah now i would only buy britt’s caise if you see cristinas cd you would know why haha .. it sucks it seems she is just coming out with the same as everyone else these days.. Ha. but yeah