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Denise Richards’ Neighbours Despise Her And Her Fancy TV Cameras
Several years ago hecklerspray was gifted a beautiful video camera from a nice Japanese tourist that was afraid to chase us into a hazardous construction zone.
It was a nice camera too. It had an on and off button, a lens cap attached by a string, and as of 15 minutes after we got it – cement dried and smeared down the side. That was from the construction zone.
Our first project with the new toy was to film a typical day in the life of our grandmother. She cooked eggs, sewed a blanket, bathed with a wash cloth using stagnant water from the kitchen sink, and choked a neighbour with a hammock while accusing them of newspaper-theft.
She took to that camera pretty well. Nanners was photogenic too - and she more than convinced us the media had her all wrong. Yup – she’s a real Denise Richards. Don’t tell Richards' neighbours that, though. If they find out there’s another one their heads might explode.
They’re quite sick of her you know.
Several years ago hecklerspray was gifted a beautiful video camera from a nice Japanese tourist that was afraid to chase us into a hazardous construction zone.It was a nice camera too. It had an on and off button, a lens cap attached by a string, and as of 15 minutes after we got it – cement dried and smeared down the side. That was from the construction zone.
Our first project with the new toy was to film a typical day in the life of our grandmother. She cooked eggs, sewed a blanket, bathed with a wash cloth using stagnant water from the kitchen sink, and choked a neighbour with a hammock while accusing them of newspaper-theft.
She took to that camera pretty well. Nanners was photogenic too - and she more than convinced us the media had her all wrong. Yup – she’s a real Denise Richards. Don’t tell Richards' neighbours that, though. If they find out there’s another one their heads might explode.
They’re quite sick of her you know.
