Kelly Osbourne Arrested On A Charge Of Violent Fisticuffs Lesson of the day: never, ever, go up to an Osbourne lady and start dissing their men, because they are lunatics. Oh, alright, alleged lunatics. Just a couple of weeks after Sharon Osbourne apparently attacked a bikini model after hearing a slur about Ozzy, Kelly Osbourne has been arrested for assault after allegedly slapping a journalist who insinuated that her boyfriend didn't know what an earthquake was. If you ask us, Jack Osbourne must be feeling left out. Maybe if we make up a good enough lie we'll be able to goad him into punching a nun unconscious or something.