For centuries now we’ve all wondered what would happen if a drunken Ringo Starr were to make sweet love to a liquored-up Mickey Mouse. For most of us the answer is obvious – Pluto would move out.
We’re not really sure if it’d be genetically possible for them to breed – but a kid eventually born with the mouse’s ears and Ringo’s sniffer, well he’d have a tough time in grade school.
Of course they’d never actually mate for some reason we can’t put our fingers on, but they could collaborate in other ways – like in Disney‘s upcoming remake of Yellow Submarine.

