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Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: The Final – Zaraah & Suzanne

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Welcome to the start of the last two days of our Dancing On Ice betting odds for 2008.

That’s right, the Dancing On Ice final takes place on Sunday – and if you haven’t placed a bet on the outcome, time is running out for you to do so. It couldn’t be easier; a couple of clicks and you’re away. And you deserve to win some money from Dancing On Ice, you know. Consider it compensation for watching the entire blinking series.

Who’s going to win Sunday’s Dancing On Ice final? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams and Suzanne Shaw, with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Gareth Gates Goes Home

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Next week is the Dancing On Ice final, but it’ll be a final without a young man dressed like a fat girl at a provincial nightclub – Gareth Gates is out.

For the first time since Dancing On Ice began, Gareth’s army of crazy fans weren’t able to keep him out of the dance-off last night, and the judges didn’t waste any time in eliminating him unanimously. But then that’s exactly what his routine to Livin’ On A Prayer demanded. Having misunderstood the required element 20-second solo-spot to be an opportunity to stand around doing air guitar like a bad-haired shithead, Gareth then went on to waste several precious seconds of his routine by clapping. And if that’s an ice-dance move, then that would make Busta Rhymes the new Dick Button.

But now that Gareth Gates is out of Dancing On Ice, who’ll win the final? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Zaraah Out On Sunday?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

As exciting as the Dancing On Ice semi-final undoubtedly is, it’s also a time for sadness and reflection.

One Dancing On Ice contestant will be eliminated from the show at the last hurdle, never to quite make it to the grand final. Sure, they’ll have come fourth in Dancing On Ice, but don’t forget that it’s a competition where Greg Rusedski came fifth. Greg Rusedski! He was rubbish! But who will be eliminated from Dancing On Ice on Sunday?

Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Sunday’s elimination – for Chris Fountain, Suzanne Shaw, Gareth Gates and Zaraah Abrahams – with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Greg Rusedski Out, Who’ll Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Greg Rusedski was knocked out of Dancing On Ice during yesterday’s quarter-final – an especially good innings for someone so utterly lacking in dancing ability.

Greg Rusedski managed to pull his best routine yet out of the bag on Sunday, with a performance to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road starring a table and a broom. We say his best routine yet, but Greg somehow managed to drop his broom right at the start like some kind of clumsy janitor with a giant chin. Still, compared to the messes that all his other routine, Greg’s dance yesterday was a masterpiece, even though he basically just twirled a broom about for a bit. But enough’s enough.

Who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Zaraah Abrahams To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

If you saw Dancing On Ice on Sunday, you’ll have noticed that nobody mentioned the night’s theme. Well, we’re here to tell you that the Dancing On Ice theme was, in fact, Everyone Is Rubbish Night.

Honestly, Sunday’s Dancing On Ice represented the highest density of cock-ups in an hour since Denis Norden skidded around a stage coated with vaginal lubricant while trying to present It’ll Be Alright On The Night 184. Greg fell over, Linda almost got dropped on her head, Zaraah looked terrified and Chris Fountain didn’t injure himself so badly that he had to leave the show. Like we said, a disaster all round.

But who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Can Zaraah Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Dancing On Ice is really hotting up now, although sadly not to the extent where the ice melts and all the contestants drown.

And the pressure is on for everyone, including the Dancing On Ice judges. On Sunday the Dancing On Ice judge that looks like the baddie from Lost had a fight with the Dancing On Ice judge who looks like Skeletor over the scoring system. Well, we say it was a fight – it was actually just the judges mumbling at each other a bit, but if Dancing On Ice can call it a fight then we bloody well can as well.

So who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Zaraah To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

You know what we’re slowly coming to realise? That Dancing On Ice is only really about one thing.

And that’s Holly Willoughby‘s knockers. Seriously, everything else about Dancing On Ice is by the by. Steve Backley could burst into flames on the ice and nobody would ever notice because the entire world would be too preoccupied with Holly Willoughby’s tits. And everyone on Dancing On Ice seems to know it, too – on Sunday’s show Holly Willoughby didn’t even bother brushing her hair or doing her make up properly, and nobody noticed because she had two-thirds of her boobs hanging out.

Anyway, who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Linda Lusardi To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

One of the best things about this series of Dancing On Ice is that it looks like each week if going to have a distinct theme. And Sunday’s theme was Songs From Broadway.

Imagine that – ice skating, minor celebrities and bad over-emotive out-of-context theatrical hits. It’s like a perfect storm of awfulness, but has Dancing On Ice peaked too soon? After all, it’ll be hard to top the sight of Aggie Mackenzie miming out the lyrics to I Feel Pretty looking for all the world like she was contemplating suicide. What’ll theme be this week? We don’t know about you, but we’ve got our fingers crossed for the Dancing On Ice Speedhall Raggacore Night.

Who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds to win for Linda Lusardi and Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…