The best and the worst.
Folded:
- Paul Greengrass backs out of Bourne 4 (this is really good news if you like the Bourne films, and Paul Greengrass)
- Christmas Radio Times countdown (shoot us for being this sad)
- Zane’s Masterpieces on Radio 1 (decent interview and a whole album played with nobody jabbering in the middle of it. The Clash’s London Calling was the perfect evening listen)
- It’s December! (nearly time to pretend this whole year wasn’t a bitter waste of time)
- The second M&S Christmas ad (more underwear lady, more for uptight people to complain about. And they will…)
Creased:
- Swine flu jab (it really hurts. Ow)
- Ant ‘n’ Dec (that’s it, enough already. Enough)
- THIS is what’s big in America at the moment (a thin woman made out of Creosote)
- It’s December (the sudden realisation that sometime in the next three weeks you will have to go shopping for at least one present)
- Taking a whiz at the cinema (don’t hate us, every film these days is three hours long)
