You’ve seen Scrubs right? Of course you have. You can’t move for episodes of Scrubs. It’s bloody omnipotent. Like repeats of Friends, it feels like you could hurl a handful of your own fecal matter up into the air and, chances are, it would land or backsplat onto a channel showing yet another dose of the kooky kookfest that is stinkin’, insufferable Scrubs.

Good news for mewing, haters like us is that it looks like the show is more dead than Fearne Cotton’s eyes. How do we know? Well, it’s come from a very reliable source, namely, Zach Braff. Yes, the spunky goof-chop that plays JD in the comical surgical wound programme has announced that the show is over.

Braff (which sounds more like a nickname for puking rather than a proper surname) broke the news on his Facebook page. Yes! We know! It’s astonishing isn’t it? Zach Braff can find time to stop staring at his own genitals in the mirror to find time to actually learn how to read and write!