Articles tagged with: Zac Efron
Teen Choice Awards Won By… Oh, You Can Probably Guess
Without irony or hyperbole, the Teen Choice Awards sounds like the worst place on the face of the planet. Why? Because Robert Pattinson was there. And The Jonas Brothers were there. And it was held yesterday, in Los Angeles in the summer. And Robert Pattinson and The Jonas Brothers are famed for making teenage girls urinate uncontrollably. And the sun is famed for its ability to evaporate liquid. So put it together and what do you get? Piss clouds. You get thousands of people at the Teen Choice Awards inhaling giant clouds of each other's piss. Plus: Miley Cyrus! Ugh.
Without irony or hyperbole, the Teen Choice Awards sounds like the worst place on the face of the planet. Why? Because Robert Pattinson was there. And The Jonas Brothers were there. And it was held yesterday, in Los Angeles in the summer. And Robert Pattinson and The Jonas Brothers are famed for making teenage girls urinate uncontrollably. And the sun is famed for its ability to evaporate liquid. So put it together and what do you get? Piss clouds. You get thousands of people at the Teen Choice Awards inhaling giant clouds of each other's piss. Plus: Miley Cyrus! Ugh.
Megan Fox and Zac Efron In Wild “Dating” Extravaganza. Possibly.
Jealousy is a sad, bad thing for everyone involved - and it's especially bad when it involves some of the most incredibly talented A-list performers in the world today. Which means this news isn't as bad as it could have been, because it only involves Megan Fox and Zac Efron. Anyway, these little blighters have done the worst thing imaginable - they've tried to steal some news space away from Michael Jackson by definitely (possibly) getting married (dating), all while the world's favourite singer is preparing for his headline shows at the O2... What do you mean he's dead?! Ah.
Jealousy is a sad, bad thing for everyone involved - and it's especially bad when it involves some of the most incredibly talented A-list performers in the world today. Which means this news isn't as bad as it could have been, because it only involves Megan Fox and Zac Efron. Anyway, these little blighters have done the worst thing imaginable - they've tried to steal some news space away from Michael Jackson by definitely (possibly) getting married (dating), all while the world's favourite singer is preparing for his headline shows at the O2... What do you mean he's dead?! Ah.
Simon Cowell, Timbaland and Zac Efron to Ruin More Lives: Together!
Think of a collection of the worst people imaginable - they would be arrogant, stupid, irritating and thoroughly pointless. The kind of people you get writing for hecklerspray, for example. Now imagine that collection is coming together in order to remake a movie that - as with most old movies - needs no remake and you're left with the situation we have today. For you see, Simon Cowell and Timbaland are rumoured to have joined forces to create a remake of Saturday Night Fever. Starring Zac Efron. For proof there is no such thing as god, see the above short paragraph.
Think of a collection of the worst people imaginable - they would be arrogant, stupid, irritating and thoroughly pointless. The kind of people you get writing for hecklerspray, for example. Now imagine that collection is coming together in order to remake a movie that - as with most old movies - needs no remake and you're left with the situation we have today. For you see, Simon Cowell and Timbaland are rumoured to have joined forces to create a remake of Saturday Night Fever. Starring Zac Efron. For proof there is no such thing as god, see the above short paragraph.
Christina Applegate Is More Beautiful Than You’ll Ever Be, Apparently
Beauty, as we all know, is on the inside. If it's on the inside of a leggy blonde woman, we'll have to make do. Christina Applegate is a leggy blonde woman. But that's not why she's just been named as number one in People magazine's Most Beautiful list. Christina Applegate has been named as number one in the Most Beautiful list because she's beaten cancer. Breast cancer, mind you, not one of those cancers that makes your head all bald and face look all weird. Ugh. Also in the Most Beautiful list, Zac Efron. He's such a pretty little girl.
Beauty, as we all know, is on the inside. If it's on the inside of a leggy blonde woman, we'll have to make do. Christina Applegate is a leggy blonde woman. But that's not why she's just been named as number one in People magazine's Most Beautiful list. Christina Applegate has been named as number one in the Most Beautiful list because she's beaten cancer. Breast cancer, mind you, not one of those cancers that makes your head all bald and face look all weird. Ugh. Also in the Most Beautiful list, Zac Efron. He's such a pretty little girl.
17 Again Tops The Weekend Box Office (Not Again)
17 Again really does look like the perfect family movie for anyone who has short-term memory loss and can't remember Big. Or Vice Versa. Or Freaky Friday. Or any film which shares a basic plot function with 17 Again. But it must be doing something right, because 17 Again is the top movie at the weekend box office. Zac Efron as the weekend box office number one, Miley Cyrus as number four. Way to make everyone feel old, Hollywood. Honestly, they may as well have renamed 17 Again as Your Time On Earth Is Finite And Soon All Will Be Dust, Ashes And Dust.
17 Again really does look like the perfect family movie for anyone who has short-term memory loss and can't remember Big. Or Vice Versa. Or Freaky Friday. Or any film which shares a basic plot function with 17 Again. But it must be doing something right, because 17 Again is the top movie at the weekend box office. Zac Efron as the weekend box office number one, Miley Cyrus as number four. Way to make everyone feel old, Hollywood. Honestly, they may as well have renamed 17 Again as Your Time On Earth Is Finite And Soon All Will Be Dust, Ashes And Dust.
Zac Efron Not Starring In Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. Yet.
Until now there's been one reason and one reason alone to look forward to Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 - no Orlando Bloom. But now there's another reason that's equally uplifting - not only will Orlando Bloom not foul up Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, but nor will Zac Efron from High School Musical. Contrary to rumours suggesting that Zac Efron had signed on to play Johnny Depp's son in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, it's been revealed that no such deal has been made. Yet. Despite the denial, Zac Efron isn't hiding his enthusiasm for a role in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. But if he does eventually get the job, producers will have to find a clever way to explain his presence in the movie. We suggest a flashback to Captain Jack Sparrow having it off with a charisma-free injection-moulded shop dummy and somehow getting it pregnant. Nobody could argue with logic like that.
Until now there's been one reason and one reason alone to look forward to Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 - no Orlando Bloom. But now there's another reason that's equally uplifting - not only will Orlando Bloom not foul up Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, but nor will Zac Efron from High School Musical. Contrary to rumours suggesting that Zac Efron had signed on to play Johnny Depp's son in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, it's been revealed that no such deal has been made. Yet. Despite the denial, Zac Efron isn't hiding his enthusiasm for a role in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. But if he does eventually get the job, producers will have to find a clever way to explain his presence in the movie. We suggest a flashback to Captain Jack Sparrow having it off with a charisma-free injection-moulded shop dummy and somehow getting it pregnant. Nobody could argue with logic like that.
High School Musical 4 Coming Whether You Want It Or Not
You might have thought that High School Musical 3 was to be the swansong of the series, leaving tweens everywhere with three near-identical Grease rip-offs to cling onto. But that's not the case at all. Eager to keep churning out enough High School Musicals to keep everyone in solid gold bathtubs for a decade, Disney has announced that there's a High School Musical 4 in the pipeline. However, don't expect too many of your favourite High School Musical characters in High School Musical 4, because rumour has it that there'll be a mostly-new cast. Which we're eternally thankful to Disney for - after all, the High School Musical cast of today is the middle-aged pervert's grubby naked sex fantasy object of tomorrow.
You might have thought that High School Musical 3 was to be the swansong of the series, leaving tweens everywhere with three near-identical Grease rip-offs to cling onto. But that's not the case at all. Eager to keep churning out enough High School Musicals to keep everyone in solid gold bathtubs for a decade, Disney has announced that there's a High School Musical 4 in the pipeline. However, don't expect too many of your favourite High School Musical characters in High School Musical 4, because rumour has it that there'll be a mostly-new cast. Which we're eternally thankful to Disney for - after all, the High School Musical cast of today is the middle-aged pervert's grubby naked sex fantasy object of tomorrow.
Zac Efron’s Appendix Too Cute For His Own Body
If you're a Zac Efron fan, you might want to sit down - it turns out that Zac's body isn't as dreamy-perfect as you probably thought.
Yesterday High School Musical star Zac Efron was rushed to hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Fortunately, Efron's appendix was removed before it burst and could do serious damage to the teen sensation's innards.
But it was a close call. At one point during surgery, up to three of Zac Efron's hairs went slightly out of place - marking the most distressing point of his entire moon-eyed life so far.
