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Zac Efron to Play a Legit Lady Killer

May 17th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Given the topic of this blog, that title was probably in really poor taste, but if I cared that much about poor taste I probably wouldn’t be writing a celebrity gossip blog. Mega hunk Zac Efron is seemingly trying to drop his bro comedy aesthetic by taking on the role of famed serial killer Ted Bundy who was linked to the murders of over 30 women…hence the poor taste thing.

It’s been announced that Efron will play rapist serial killer Bundy in the new film Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile. If you ask me, that title is a bit of a mouthful, but, then again, I’m sure so is Zac Efron, HEY-O!!!! (Extremely Trite, Shockingly Tasteless and Tacky, mo’ like).

Sami Miro Nudes Leaked and We Love Them! (83 PICS)

Sami Miro is a model best known being Zac Efron’s ex. She’s a fashion stylist and entrepreneur with her own brand of vintage clothing. Oh, look at the clock. It’s time to see her naked.

Miro’s nude photos were leaked in March 2017 alongside a bunch of other celebs. These photos are at least a year old because some of them feature her with Zac Efron. News reports have stated that they broke up in April 2016.

New Couple Alert: Zac Efron and Brittany Snow

August 18th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I’ve always wanted to title a blog New Couple Alert, and here we are! Dreams do come true. Nearly a decade ago, mega hunk Zac Efron and super cutie Brittany Snow starred in a little musical known as Hairspray together. They’ve stayed pretty close friends ever since, but now that they’re both single it seems like maybe they’ve decided to be more than friends.

Numerous sources are reporting that Zac and Brittany were spotted ”canoodling” together last night at the celebrity hot spot Nice Guy. Side note: How they fuck do places become celebrity hot spots? Wouldn’t celebs want to go places that the paparazzi didn’t lurk around 24/7? Seriously, all I hear about nowadays is celebs at this place called Nice Guy. Nice Guy is to 2016 what The Ivy was to 2007. Props to my people who feel that reference.

A Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift’s Boyfriends

September 29th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Taylor Swift has gotten a lot of shit over the years for her extremely publicized romantic relationships and, I mean, let’s be real, she brings a lot of it on herself. She kind of puts all her shit out there for everyone to see. I mean, if T-Swizzle were a regular twenty-something girl, she’d be the chick that puts every detail of every relationship in her Facebook status, know what I’m sayin’?

Anyway, Taylor Swift has dated some jerks and some gems, and, given the fact that I have a love/hate relationship with T Swift, I’ve decided to sit down and do a definitive ranking of the top 10 guys she’s dated from worst to best. Yes, I know, the fact that a grown woman is spending her evening doing this is goddamn tragic.

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Are Like A Legit Thing

August 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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A little while ago, I blogged about the randomness that was Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez. After kissing pics finally surfaced, I was like: Meh, whatever, drunken weekend hook up. But, as per usual, I was dead wrong, because this romance is starting to seem super legit.

Zac and Michelle clearly got the memo that every famous hoe in L.A. was going to Ibiza this weekend, so they decided to solidify their bizarre love and show up together and make out all over the place. Warning: it’s kind of like catching your lesbian gym teacher make out with the mega babe star quarterback. It makes none of the sense.

Michelle Rodriguez Goes Straight Again For Zac Efron

July 6th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Michelle Rodriguez might potentially be my new hero. Aside from having an amazing set of abs, she’s also dated mega babe supermodel, Cara Delevingne, and has now possibly moved on to one of the biggest hunks in the world, Zac Efron.

The odd couple jetted to Sardinia on Thursday with Italian businessman, Gianluca Vacchi (whoever that is), and his girlfriend, and from the sounds and looks of it, they had quite the weekend. As much as I envy Michelle right now, I can’t help but be baffled by how fucking random this all is.

10 Celebrities Who Got Their Shit Together

June 17th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Often times in Hollywood, once someone hits rock bottom, it’s not often you see them make any sort of come back. I mean, I’ve been praying for almost 10 years for Lindsay Lohan to get her shit together and I’m pretty sure God is really over rolling his eyes at me.

However, sometimes people who are mega hot messes turn it around and get their shit together and seemingly keep it together (so Charlie Sheen won’t be on this list. That man flip flops more than a mermaid on the beach..terrible analogy, but I’m tired). Here are 10 celebs that were once wild and tragic, but pulled it together and went on to be successful at life.

10 Celebrity Couples I Wish Were Still Together

May 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.

Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.

Zac Efron’s Beautiful Face Was Bruised By A Homeless Mob

March 29th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Zac Efron has had it rough the last year or so.? He struggled with a drug problem, went to rehab a few times, still hasn’t become a legitimate actor.? When the world found out he banged Lindsay Lohan, it seemed like the lowest point had finally arrived.

But now Efron has gotten his ass kicked by a group of homeless men down in Skid Row.? Getting your money maker smashed by a bunch of dudes covered in piss and rat poop in the middle of crack central is something even the hottest of Hollywood messes haven’t had occur to them.? Oh poor Zacy poo.

Lindsay Lohan’s Alleged Bang List has Been Revealed

March 13th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For the record, the word “alleged” would not be in the title of this blog post if this was 2004, because in 2004 Lindsay Lohan could 100% bang every major hunk in Hollywood. But it’s not 2004, so the word stays. In Touch magazine (if Us Weekly is Walmart then In Touch is like…Zellers or K Mart) is saying that back in January 30, 2013 Lindsay Lohan downed a bunch of cocktails at the Beverly Hills Hotel with her girlfriends and decided to make a list of all the people she’s banged.

First of all, I’m calling bullshit on this for a lot of reasons. 1) I don’t trust In Touch magazine because not even a Kardashian would sell them a story, 2) the list says she’s only banged 36 people which is nowhere near how many people I personally have seen her make out with (if you publicly make out with someone than you’re sleeping with them, right?), and 3) when you see the people who were on the list you are going to eye roll yourself into oblivion.