Oh Ronan, why did you do it? We always thought you were the sort of chap who?d buy us a packet of peanuts when our change was low and tell us how to perfectly parallel park.

There didn't seem to be an ounce of wrongess in your blood. You didn't star in Coronation Street like Keith Duffy or anger Daily Mail journalists by dying at a tenderly young homosexual age.

Whilst everything seemed fine and rosy, Ronan Keating went and threw it all away. His wife couldn't satisfy his needs, so he sought solace in one of his backing dancers. The papers were shocked, his wife got upset and we were relieved that an Irish musician apart from Bono could get some press. A marital breakup is always tough and thankfully it appears that Ronan and his wife Yvonne have patched their differences up. Not through intense therapy, but a trip to the zoo to see shivering camels and emotionless lions!