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Metallica Vs YouTube: It’s On!
Over the billions of years that mother Earth has been around, it would be unimaginable to think that the planet’s inhabitants regularly made each other daisy chains and held hands. Cavemen and other badly dressed warriors have been caught up in thousands of blood curdling wars. Some so ferocious and terrifying that Ross Kemp’s gang programme makes him look soft compared to Roman Emperors and Greek Gods who ate babies for pudding. When people saw sense, removed their spears from their rivals' intestines and vowed never to fight again, the world became a better place. But then again, these ancient fighters never had to deal with celebrity folk flinging words at each other today. In the creaking era of Britpop, it was Blur vs Oasis, and today everyone is entitled to have a pop at Kerry Katona. Some people, however, feel that arguments with humans are pointless. Why bicker with someone who could counter your argument when you can do it with a technology that can’t respond? Metallica’s James Hetfield certainly thinks so.
Over the billions of years that mother Earth has been around, it would be unimaginable to think that the planet’s inhabitants regularly made each other daisy chains and held hands. Cavemen and other badly dressed warriors have been caught up in thousands of blood curdling wars. Some so ferocious and terrifying that Ross Kemp’s gang programme makes him look soft compared to Roman Emperors and Greek Gods who ate babies for pudding. When people saw sense, removed their spears from their rivals' intestines and vowed never to fight again, the world became a better place. But then again, these ancient fighters never had to deal with celebrity folk flinging words at each other today. In the creaking era of Britpop, it was Blur vs Oasis, and today everyone is entitled to have a pop at Kerry Katona. Some people, however, feel that arguments with humans are pointless. Why bicker with someone who could counter your argument when you can do it with a technology that can’t respond? Metallica’s James Hetfield certainly thinks so.
Diddy Offers His Thundering Political Insight Into Sarah Palin
Diddy's not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting. But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show - working title Diddy: It's Both Oblivious And Obnoxious - we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta. This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy's not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see - it's all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and "there aren't even any crackheads in Alaska." We're not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there's video after the jump, too.
Diddy's not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting. But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show - working title Diddy: It's Both Oblivious And Obnoxious - we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta. This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy's not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see - it's all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and "there aren't even any crackheads in Alaska." We're not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there's video after the jump, too.
Apocalypse Wow! Seth Rogen Possibly Stoned
Seth Rogen is fast becoming one of the great character actors of our time. The portly star of a string of comedies over the last couple of years has managed to wow us all with his portrayal of a slobbish stoner with a kind heart, a slobbish stoner with a kind heart and a slobbish stoner with a kind heart. Ron Perlman had better watch his back, as his crown is surely about to be stolen. That's right: signs are pointing towards Seth Rogen playing a slobbish stoner with a kind heart in his new movie.
Seth Rogen is fast becoming one of the great character actors of our time. The portly star of a string of comedies over the last couple of years has managed to wow us all with his portrayal of a slobbish stoner with a kind heart, a slobbish stoner with a kind heart and a slobbish stoner with a kind heart. Ron Perlman had better watch his back, as his crown is surely about to be stolen. That's right: signs are pointing towards Seth Rogen playing a slobbish stoner with a kind heart in his new movie.
Shia LaBeouf Says Bad Word: World Sheds Crocodile Tears
Shia LaBeouf has a daft name, that much most will agree on. It also seems he likes to call his friends daft names to prompt them into striking him in the face. Why 'The Beef' would want to be hit in the face is open to speculation - maybe he saw that Tarzan scene in the new Indy flick one too many times and felt he needed to take some small steps towards making amends. Namely, through violence. Though, let's be honest, it would need more than a simple slap to make up for that abortion of a movie moment.
Shia LaBeouf has a daft name, that much most will agree on. It also seems he likes to call his friends daft names to prompt them into striking him in the face. Why 'The Beef' would want to be hit in the face is open to speculation - maybe he saw that Tarzan scene in the new Indy flick one too many times and felt he needed to take some small steps towards making amends. Namely, through violence. Though, let's be honest, it would need more than a simple slap to make up for that abortion of a movie moment.
Badvertising: Anti-Drugs Commercial
Sometimes adverts just totally miss the point. Take this little doozy for example: a woefully misguided anti-drugs PSA in which a talking dog decides to harrass a teenage girl about her drug use. So - what has she been doing? Snorting three lines of coke over breakfast every morning? Jacking up a speedball during SAT revision? Rubbing blotter paper soaked in acid against her cherubic face? No. She's ... well ... ...
Fights We Never Thought We’d See: Radiohead Vs Prince
It's our lucky day - previously when we've watched fights between midgets and wonky-eyed wimps we've needed a credit card and a Bangkok hotel room with cable TV. But not any more because Prince and Radiohead are at loggerheads - the kind of loggerheads that will either end in legal action or a hot hot dwarf-on-perpetual-student erotic gangbang. It's all over YouTube footage of Prince performing Radiohead's Creep at a festival, you see. Prince being Prince, he's had all videos removed from the internet; but Radiohead being Radiohead, they want the videos unblocked because they wrote the song. Who'll win? It's unclear, but it had better not end up with the gangbang scenario, because that's going to result in one ugly unwanted baby.
It's our lucky day - previously when we've watched fights between midgets and wonky-eyed wimps we've needed a credit card and a Bangkok hotel room with cable TV. But not any more because Prince and Radiohead are at loggerheads - the kind of loggerheads that will either end in legal action or a hot hot dwarf-on-perpetual-student erotic gangbang. It's all over YouTube footage of Prince performing Radiohead's Creep at a festival, you see. Prince being Prince, he's had all videos removed from the internet; but Radiohead being Radiohead, they want the videos unblocked because they wrote the song. Who'll win? It's unclear, but it had better not end up with the gangbang scenario, because that's going to result in one ugly unwanted baby.
Dr Phil Nauses Up Another TV Show
Getting beaten up isn't fun, getting beaten up on YouTube is even less fun, but being beaten up on YouTube and having Dr Phil bail out your attackers is a scorching new level of anti-fun. So Victoria Lindsay much have thr right grumps at the moment. Not so long ago, Victoria Lindsay was viciously beaten by eight mostly-female teenagers who intended to post the video on YouTube and become the new Chocolate Rain or whatever. And when Dr Phil heard about this, he thought "Lummy, a child in danger! Only I can help her!" Actually that's not the case at all - Dr Phil thought "Whoopee! Easy ratings!" and decided to make an episode of his show about it, quickly helping one of the suspects post bond so she could appear on it. But now the episode has been cancelled because of Dr Phil's suspect ethics. And now nobody's lives will change because a fat bald man shouted a worn-out catchphrase at them. Literally nobody wins.
Getting beaten up isn't fun, getting beaten up on YouTube is even less fun, but being beaten up on YouTube and having Dr Phil bail out your attackers is a scorching new level of anti-fun. So Victoria Lindsay much have thr right grumps at the moment. Not so long ago, Victoria Lindsay was viciously beaten by eight mostly-female teenagers who intended to post the video on YouTube and become the new Chocolate Rain or whatever. And when Dr Phil heard about this, he thought "Lummy, a child in danger! Only I can help her!" Actually that's not the case at all - Dr Phil thought "Whoopee! Easy ratings!" and decided to make an episode of his show about it, quickly helping one of the suspects post bond so she could appear on it. But now the episode has been cancelled because of Dr Phil's suspect ethics. And now nobody's lives will change because a fat bald man shouted a worn-out catchphrase at them. Literally nobody wins.
