The UK hasn’t exactly been leading the world when it comes to Eurovision lately, has it?
For a nation that spawned Simply Red and Wet Wet Wet, the UK should be bringing home the points instead of lagging at the bottom.
But why is this? Maybe it’s because we haven’t resorted to dancing on stage with camels in silly hats like some of our European neighbours. Nevertheless, Andrew Lloyd Webber has unveiled his six new potential Eurovision contestants. Probably best not to buy any bunting just yet.

