Did you watch the ‘You Ask, Kate Answers’ Jon & Kate Plus 8 special last night? What’s that? You didn’t?
Because Jon & Kate Plus 8 generally makes you quite angry? And just the thought of Kate Gosselin getting an hour of television to carp on about herself makes you hatch wicked revenge plots against humanity? Well fine.
You missed out on Kate Gosselin’s promise that her children weren’t suffering. And you missed out on Kate Gosselin’s claim that she wants to be a film star. And you missed out on us stabbing ourselves in the thigh with a pair of scissors so we’d have something less painful to concentrate on.
