It’s a question we’ve been asking ourselves a lot lately – old-timey bearded pirate or modern-day Somalian pirate? It’s a difficult decision.
One one hand, Somalian pirates have machine guns and both legs. But then again they don’t keep parrots or do anything more exciting than kidnap bright pink British holidaymakers who who won’t ever stop whining. Old timey pirates, though, get to indiscriminately blast things with cannons until they die, which is basically what happens in Yohoho Cannon. Oh, who are we kidding? Old pirates win every time.
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