The best thing about Madonna going to Malawi this week is Malwai getting to see what a leotarded vagina looks like.
No, wait, that’s disgusting. What we meant to say was that the best thing about Madonna going to Malawi this week is that her adopted son David Banda can meet his biological father Yohane for the first time since Madonna took him out of the country. Because, really, what’s the worst thing that can happen? David Banda not recognising Yohane and asking him who he is and why he’s so poor through an interpreter?
Oh, that actually happened? Awkward.
