Although it's been hijacked by health nuts in recent years, Yoga is actually an ancient Indian spiritual practise whereby creepy old men sit at the back of a room and watch women fart.

Everyone farts when they do yoga. It's the law. If you bend around in enough positions for long enough, you're bound to squeeze the air out of your body somehow – and, really, what is the bumhole if not a dirty gas valve? But while most people fart when they do yoga, not everyone farts when they do yoga on TV.

Not like this young lady. The video is a masterclass of suspense – you know the fart's coming, but when? When her knees are tucked into her chest? When she rocks her body back into the sitting position? The tension, we're quite sure, will kill you. Also, full marks for the fart reaction – if only Regis had gone for the synchronised double fall he wouldn't have looked so pitiful when he trumped on TV.